Buying knickers, advice needed

Sorry, misheard, it's steroids.

I hope you keep the bulging under control. :thumbs:
 
wontolla said:
It's on a guitar, isn't it!
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Nope, not a C string on a guitar, a 6 string bass though....

This is the C string I'm talking about...

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Depends on how the guitar is tuned.
 
photon said:
Right Alison, you've made me look up "bongy" and "Dubarry" and I can't believe you'd suffer for your art by wearing a Gore-tex lined boot in this weather. Unless it's to somehow equalize the suffering of the other leg?
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Got it in one! :clap:

photon said:
In the world of pants, I'm looking for cheapo ones for blokes without a transverse seam to irritate the dingleberry area when a moderate amount of walking is undertaken. I don't suffer from dingleberries (too much information?), but do suffer the irritation...
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Not sure where the dingleberry area is :thinking: but I don’t think these have any seams at all. If you needed to look up “bongy” and “Dubarry”, perhaps it’s time to consider a pair of long Johns with a bumflap! :D

photon said:
When you have a mo, have you any local knowledge about S----by Lodge? I was speaking with someone whose forebears lived there.
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I’ve got a few snippets of info and took some snapshots before work started on converting the building into apartments. Ok to e-mail you?

edited to say that I'd probably rather not know where the dingleberry area is, thanks :)
 
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How the Fc-Uk did I miss this thread? :lol:
 
MagicMynx said:
Nope, not a C string on a guitar, a 6 string bass though....

This is the C string I'm talking about...

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It's happened again!!
Just as I was viewing the post, my Mrs walked in! AGAIN!!
It's artistic my sweet, honest!!
Now I have had to show her the whole thread!
(and she STILL doesn't believe me!!)
 
I keep popping back to this thread in hope that Alison will post some photos of her modeling them:naughty:
 
hashcake said:
I keep popping back to this thread in hope that Alison will post some photos of her modeling them:naughty:
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My twangerific new strides! I think they’re the dog’s [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] :thumbs: but the dog reckons they’re pants :thumbsdown:

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Purchased from TK Maxx yesterday and exactly what I was after. I checked out M&S, La Senza et al but they only do “low leg” plain tangas (these are high leg) or frivolous lacy ones. Still need to visit Ann Summers plus some other outlets as I need further pairs.
 
Whooo HOOO! piccy's at last!!
Last one shows what the dog thinks of them!
(had to type fast in case my Mrs walks in again!)
 
Kudos for posting said images :thumbs:
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You have a lovely figure too, if you don't mind me saying so :thumbs:
 
MisterE said:
Ha.....now we know this is all a windup. You tease.....
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I take it all back. I was wrong. I'm not often wrong but this time I was...big. I have never been happier to be so wrong. Now, where's the new ink cartridges for that printer. And the laminating machine......
 
Briony said:
Just go "Comando" :naughty::naughty::naughty: very cool in this weather
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Perineal fallout :lol::gag::lol::gag::lol::gag:
 
I gotta say that is an unusual outfit for walking the dog in. I have seen some really really strange stuff on the internet but that beats them all.
 
Little John said:
I gotta say that is an unusual outfit for walking the dog in. I have seen some really really strange stuff on the internet but that beats them all.
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I must add that the outfit is great for female dog walkers :lol:

Need a 360 deg pan for proper crit though :love:
 
Now you've found what you're looking for, I would suggest that you get back to TK-Max and buy a drawer full of the suitable drawers. Sod's law states that when you next need to get hold of some, the style will be outdated and unavailable.

My twangerific new strides! I think they’re the dog’s [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] but the dog reckons they’re pants
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That's because he can't remember what [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] are (looking at those pix!).
 
Nicci said:
ladies boxers :)
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You know, I did a Google images search for "female boxers" once (you know, the fightin' kind). I was not presented with the images I'd expected.
 
Why Briony:eek::clap::thumbs:
 
Yep, I am having the same dilemma with buying bras at the moment, but if you guys think I am posting a piccy of my bangers :naughty: :lol: then you will be waiting a long time :lol: :lol:
 
minimeeze said:
'Commando' is actually banned (although I don't know who checks!) in some hospitals, especially in the operating theatres, due to the risk of.......








Dandruff on the shoes :lol::gag::lol::gag::lol::gag:
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Fixed :nono:
 
Alison said:
I don’t know what they’re called (tangas maybe?) but what I’m after is pants with thin high hip level laggy sides and a narrow triangle of fabric covering for my arse.
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Such a lady :nono: Have you tried Millets :thumbs:
 
Briony said:
Yep, I am having the same dilemma with buying bras at the moment,
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Whatever you choose, buy 2 the same, I got sunburnt on Sunday and wearing different style bra on Monday was hell, almost tempted not to wear one at all :eek:
 
Gremlin said:
Whatever you choose, buy 2 the same, I got sunburnt on Sunday and wearing different style bra on Monday was hell, almost tempted not to wear one at all :eek:
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:lol: :lol: I know the feeling !:naughty:
 
Spiritflier said:
Why on Earth would Alison make her dog wear clothes? ;)

Just showed my girlfriend the 'C' string and suggested she got a 'pair'? :love:

If looks could kill! :lol:
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:D

maybe the C string needs tuning :lol: :naughty:
 
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