Britain's got talent?

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I'm watching this but threatening to go upstairs and out of the way.

The first act on was a bloke playing a comb and a piece of paper. Simon looks pained and the panel of celebrities put him through. Groan... seen it aaaaaaaaall before.

The terrible acts and pained and gurning expressions of the panel irritate me almost beyond endurance. Haven't these acts all been screened multiple times and isn't the decision to put the talentless and the sad on stage deliberate? Talking of being irritated. There's not one celebrity on that panel that I'd like to see on TV again in my life.

I like to see the good acts but I could do without the parade of the deluded and talentless, and apart from the panel there's the terrible acts too :D

Apparently I can have something I want to see on next. Oh Goody! Payback time!

Any opinions on Britain's got talent?
 
Choir. Oh my, stunning!
Better than reviles seasons, actually got talent on, not just laugh at poor acts TV.
 
TBH I and I suspect a lot of others watch it for the "deluded and talentless", we usually only watch the first round for a laugh, when it gets to the second round I have lost interested.

Just to try to retain a bit of credibility I am really PP'ing some photos with it on in the background, honest ... :whistle:
 
At least One Joke Wolliams is reasonably quiet and hasn't made a pass at Simon yet.
 
viv1969 said:
And after I was so nice to you about your peepee problems :(
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I think it's very high class to have someone help you with bodily tasks. Doesn't Prince Charles have a man to hold his (you know what) when he goes peepee?
 
viv1969 said:
And after I was so nice to you about your peepee problems :(
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OK then, I'll be nicer because you were kind indeed and I was pleasantly shocked.

I'd love to spoon you;). Is that better??
 
BRASH said:
OK then, I'll be nicer because you were kind indeed and I was pleasantly shocked.

I'd love to spoon you;). Is that better??
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Easy there tiger...let's not go mental! ;)
 
I retired to my computer room as soon as it started, it wont be long before x factor starts again :mad:
 
big soft moose said:
It has - but not on that show
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They could start by holding auditions to replace the panel. I don't know who one of them is but the other three... I hate, but only in a way in which one can hate a celebrity who's on TV and in the paper constantly.
 
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woof woof said:
OMG! You're not on next are you?

Are you that woman with the chicken?
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I was at a friends house and this was on , oh my god she needs to get out more was my initial thoughts.
 
n0chex said:
I was at a friends house and this was on , oh my god she needs to get out more was my initial thoughts.
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I'd say she needs to get out much less. Ideally I'd like to see her locked in. Somewhere comfortable, but locked in and maybe under guard.
 
I don't watch any of that inane crap, big brother, X fuctor, jungle mince, made in who gives toss. These shows contain brainless wonders, are designed for brainless wonders to watch and they duly oblige. End of.
 
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BRASH said:
I don't watch any of that inane crap, big brother, X fuctor, jungle mince, made in who gives toss. These shows contain brainless wonders, are designed for brainless wonders to watch and they duly oblige. End of.
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A fine and concise Sunday morning sermon Reverend Brash :-)
 
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Like Mr BRASH, I don't watch any of this sort of crap. There's plenty of other crap on at the same time or even a big red button and doing something constructive!
 
dinners said:
Something to do with car doors and interior lights ?
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No.
About what Essex girls put behind their ears to make them attractive to the boys.
 
viv1969 said:
No.
About what Essex girls put behind their ears to make them attractive to the boys.
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I now have a mental image of you like this. I'm irreparabley scarred.
 
BRASH said:
I now have a mental image of you like this. I'm irreparabley scarred.
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As you should be you mucky little pup!
Now you go and sit on the stairs and you think about what you did! :eek:
 
viv1969 said:
As you should be you mucky little pup!
Now you go and sit on the stairs and you think about what you did! :eek:
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I've just been for a run and a cycle/x trainer so I'm of to the shower for a rub down. Thinking of you;)
 
BRASH said:
I don't watch any of that inane crap, big brother, X fuctor, jungle mince, made in who gives toss. These shows contain brainless wonders, are designed for brainless wonders to watch and they duly oblige. End of.
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At last, a post containing words of wisdom. Took rather a long time, but worth it in the end.
 
BRASH said:
I've just been for a run and a cycle/x trainer so I'm of to the shower for a rub down. Thinking of you;)
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Another gem, you`re on a roll today chief.
 
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