Bored

[Grendel]

I know something like that..........and its hot too!

Try blowing it

 

[Matt Charlton]

body temperature?

 

[Janice]

Try blowing it

OOooh full circle!!


and that starts us off again!!!

 

[oldgit]

Try blowing it

This is going to be a four stroke discussion methinks:

Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow


:nuts:

 

[Matt Charlton]

None of those are strokes

 

[oldgit]

Bit like the Irish sex manual.

In, Out, repeat as neccessary.

 

[Grendel]

OOooh full circle!!


and that starts us off again!!!

Sung like Julie Andrews......

and that will bring us back to blow........a deer, a female deer

 

[Matt Charlton]

lmfao

But how do you blow a female deer?

 

[sawman]

Specially if it's a Sapsucker!!

Thought you were into "Dippers" I did offer to help you find them!

 

[Janice]

Thought you were into "Dippers" I did offer to help you find them!

I'll just have to suck sap from a dipper then!

 

[Grendel]

lmfao

But how do you blow a female deer?

Hey don't knock it till you've tried it

 

[Matt Charlton]

/me passes janice a choc dip

 

[Matt Charlton]

Hey don't knock it till you've tried it

You've come up with some weird habits since you started drinking that coffee from the Dolche Gusto

 

[Grendel]

And who's fault is that Mr Charlton

 

[Matt Charlton]

you didnt have to buy TWO of them!

 

[Jonnyreb]

/me passes janice a choc dip

thought bisto was off the menu.

Wheres GFK when you need him lmfao

 

[sue]

well at least it will help you stay awake to keep going all night.

 

[Grendel]

One just wasn't enough! Anyway you corrupted me

 

[Matt Charlton]

copycat

First a dolche gusto for home and work, then gears of war

 

[Janice]

thought bisto was off the menu.

Wheres GFK when you need him lmfao

eurgh yuk..... didnt equate choc dip with the oxo tower!!

 

[sawman]

I'll just have to suck sap from a dipper then!

See you down by the river.

 

[Matt Charlton]

right I'm going to bed, look after this thread Janice, make sure it matures into a beast!

 

[Grendel]

copycat

First a dolche gusto for home and work, then gears of war

lol Yeah I'll be playing air guitar online next

 

[Jonnyreb]

eurgh yuk..... didnt equate choc dip with the oxo tower!!

dont believe that for a minute sensai

 

[minimeeze]

right I'm going to bed, Janice, make sure it matures into a beast!

 

[Janice]

Janice, make sure it matures into a beast!

I never have any problems doing that!!

 

[Grendel]

I have tears running down my thighs

 

[minimeeze]

I have tears running down my thighs

Don't make poor Bev do THAT!

 

[Jonnyreb]

I have tears running down my thighs

Where in Gods name is your head???????????

 

[minimeeze]

did someone just mention head - you'll set Janice off all over again

 

[Janice]

It's Bevs head!! Enough to make anyone cry! :shake:

 

[Jonnyreb]

she's probably gone catatonic by now

 

[Janice]

I would if I knew what it meant!

 

[Grendel]

It's Bevs head!! Enough to make anyone cry! :shake:

The poor girl has a blocked up nose tonight

 

[Jonnyreb]

The poor girl has a blocked up nose tonight

DADDY!!! bad boy!!! pmsl

 

[oldgit]

Thats 'cos she's had a Mini and had her lips sewn shut

 

[Janice]

Bet she cant give us a TUNE then!!!

 

[Grendel]

DADDY!!! bad boy!!! pmsl

No really, she's gone down with something, she's feeling a little stiff

 

[minimeeze]

Thats 'cos she's had a Mini and had her lips sewn shut

I said they were sealed, not sewn shut

 

[oldgit]

Have to use the 'ol bowel bugel for that..