Bored

[minimeeze]

.. how.. exactly
.. did "it" get in there in the first place?

what? :nuts:

 

[Janice]

.. how.. exactly
.. did "it" get in there in the first place?

God knows, if her lips are sealed...............up her nose???

 

[minimeeze]

oh dear...........not again

Leave us alone - we're bored and trying to entertain ourselves :razz:

 

[oldgit]

God knows if her lips are sealed...............up her nose???

Suppose all it takes is a good bit of pumping to get the preasure up?

 

[Matt Charlton]

how does min eat then?

 

[Grendel]

God knows, if her lips are sealed...............up her nose???

That would be quite some feat

 

[Matt Charlton]

Leave us alone - we're bored and trying to entertain ourselves :razz:

You forget Cheryl, I went for miles and miles on the milf thread, me and Janice were up most of the night,

 

[Janice]

Suppose all it takes is a good bit of pumping to get the preasure up?

Really laughed out loud at the vision of that one!!

NOT BORED NOW!!!!

 

[oldgit]

There was a young woman from Glossup
Who'd had all her lips tight sown up
When a suiter she found
All he could do was frown
'cos there wasnt a place he could stick it up

 

[sue]

and some of us had an early night






and left others to it

 

[minimeeze]

how does min eat then?

Very well... or so i'm told

 

[Matt Charlton]

ooer

 

[Matt Charlton]

you're not supposed to chew

 

[minimeeze]

There was a young woman from Glossup
Who'd had all her lips tight sown up
When a suiter she found
All he could do was frown
'cos there wasnt a place he could stick it up

I can think of one

 

[Grendel]

you're not supposed to chew

Ouch

 

[minimeeze]

you're not supposed to chew

No, apparently it lasts longer if you suck

 

[Matt Charlton]

See, Paul is with me on this one.......not that we've ever been with each other

 

[oldgit]

Very well... or so i'm told

As the others at the curry night will attest
... definitely came out somewhat moister we're told.

 

[Grendel]

I can think of one

Please say you mean nose!

 

[minimeeze]

I nose of one

Well, I thought it was funny

 

[oldgit]

...badd joke...

 

[Janice]

Please say you mean nose!

God...I hope so! have you ever been taken up the Oxo Tower?

 

[Matt Charlton]

I've never had it called that before

 

[..MD..]

 

[oldgit]

Isnt that next to battersey power station?
.. they doing guided tours now.

 

[oldgit]

.. No sorry that's the Isle of dogs pleasure park located next door to the sewage works

 

[Janice]

Isnt that next to battersey power station?
.. they doing guided tours now.

Yeah they are......but they're s**t!!

 

[Grendel]

God...I hope so! have you ever been taken up the Oxo Tower?

No but I've been Bisto'd

 

[Matt Charlton]

ouch, not just after the kettle boiled I hope?

 

[Janice]

No but I've been Bisto'd

Hmmm thats a stock phrase!!

 

[Grendel]

Hmmm thats a stock phrase!!

Cover the lady in mustard....she's on a roll

 

[Matt Charlton]

now if I liked mustard I'd offer to help clean you up

 

[oldgit]

There was a young man from Glasgo
Who sadly ran out of OXO
So when a roast prepared
No trimmings were spared
But the gravey was .....

Ok I'm stuck for the ending

 

[Grendel]

now if I liked mustard I'd offer to help clean you up

I know what you mean, it comes down your nose when you eat it

 

[Janice]

There was a young man from Glasgo
Who sadly ran out of OXO
So when a roast prepared
No trimmings were spared
But the gravey was .....

Ok I'm stuck for the ending

Well...stick your end up your parson's nose!!

 

[minimeeze]

I know what you mean, it comes down your nose when you eat it

Are we still talking mustard here?

 

[Matt Charlton]

I know what you mean, it comes down your nose when you eat it

I wouldn't know, I'm strictly a ladies man :bonk:

 

[Janice]

I know what you mean, it comes down your nose when you eat it

I know something like that..........and its hot too!

 

[Matt Charlton]

snot?

 

[sue]

but is it too hot, or just hot enough?