Bored with Turkey already? How about a nice big slice of spam?

Cobra

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You know its funny, every year
I'm "banned" by the admin from starting a Christmas spam thread,
and every year I comply,

(That Jedi course I took really paid off though :thumbs: )


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So with that in mind,
I'll leave you guys to play for a bit,
as I have a few chores to complete,
not least to pluck and gut the turkey.

My son doesn't do much around the place, the least he can do is
kill it and cook it when he gets in.
That sounds fair surely?
 
Cobra said:
You know its funny, every year
I'm "banned" by the admin from starting a Christmas spam thread,
and every year I comply,

(That Jedi course I took really paid off though (y) )


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So with that in mind,
I'll leave you guys to play for a bit,
as I have a few chores to complete,
not least to pluck and gut the turkey.

My son doesn't do much around the place, the least he can do is
kill it and cook it when he gets in.
That sounds fair surely?
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Well, he's surely got to earn that orange and those nuts he's got for Christmas! :-)
 
Its funny you know,
all this talk of "Apple" and "Orange"
you yung'uns say it as though its something new.
but Santa always used to deliver both every year in our stockings :thumbs:
 
My mate is such a t***t at times, he professes to be to a Devil worshipper,
Its a shame he is also Dyslexic,
I just found out that he sold his soul to SANTA! pillock!
 
Cobra said:
My mate is such a t***t at times, he professes to be to a Devil worshipper,
Its a shame he is also Dyslexic,
I just found out that he sold his soul to SANTA! pillock!
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He's going to be deeply disappointed in that new warehouse then!
 
Cobra said:
My mate is such a t***t at times, he professes to be to a Devil worshipper,
Its a shame he is also Dyslexic,
I just found out that he sold his soul to SANTA! pillock!
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Groan! :D
 
Cobra said:
My mate is such a t***t at times, he professes to be to a Devil worshipper,
Its a shame he is also Dyslexic,
I just found out that he sold his soul to SANTA! pillock!
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viv1969 said:
He's going to be deeply disappointed in that new warehouse then!
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They're both older than Keith('s)!!!

Can one get decent honey roasted spam, ideally hickory smoked?
 
Nod said:
They're both older than Keith('s)!!!

Can one get decent honey roasted spam, ideally hickory smoked?
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Spam snob!! :lol:
 
Cobra said:
Its funny you know,
all this talk of "Apple" and "Orange"
you yung'uns say it as though its something new.
but Santa always used to deliver both every year in our stockings :thumbs:
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A snake with stockings??? And why was santa wearing them when he/she delvered your fruit? Panto hasn't a look-in compared to your house!
 
Cobra said:
So with that in mind,
I'll leave you to play for a bit,
as I have a few chores to complete,
not least to pluck and gut the turkey
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Who's the unlucky bird ?
Were you attracted by her plump breast or lovely white thighs ;)
Have fun playing
 
Gremlin said:

Who's the unlucky bird ?
Were you attracted by her plump breast or lovely white thighs ;)
Have fun playing
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Mind bleach. ..MIND BLEACH!!!
 
viv1969 said:
He's going to be deeply disappointed in that new warehouse then!
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Yep, he was gutted :(

Peter B said:
A snake with stockings??? And why was santa wearing them when he/she delvered your fruit? Panto hasn't a look-in compared to your house!
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Oh you don't know the half of it :D
Gremlin said:
Were you attracted by her plump breast or lovely white thighs ;)
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She was amply endowed with both
Double prizes :thumbs:
 
Gremlin said:
You really are getting excited, you
are supposed to gut the turkey :rolleyes:
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Yep gutted and plucked.
Just wish my son would come home so he can kill it and cook it :thumbs:
 
Cobra said:
Yep gutted and plucked.
Just wish my son would come home so he can kill it and cook it (y)
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Awww you missing him, poor lad probably realises what you have in mind :p
 
Come on dish the sweets and booze out Chris :P
 
Cg_Girl said:
Come on dish the sweets and booze out Chris :p
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You are joking Trace, you know what a tightwad he is, you can share mine
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I step out for a while and you bunch of reprobates are getting bladdered :LOL:
 
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Just noticed that spam backward is maps. Maybe Google should launch Google Spam for dyslexic travellers

Brought to you by London Pride ;)
 
mrgubby said:
Just noticed that spam backward is maps. Maybe Google should launch Google Spam for dyslexic travellers

Brought to you by London Pride ;)
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:rolleyes:

:D
 
Cobra said:
And that was just at the mention of your name, I never said what you had posted,
I dare not :p
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Well this is Chris we are talking about, just goes to show just my name sends him into a quivering wreck :D :D
 
Cg_Girl said:
Well this is Chris we are talking about, just goes to show just my name sends him into a quivering wreck :D :D
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I know, just wait till him comes home and reads this too,
he'll probably need all day in bed to recover ;)
 
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