NSFW Bob Monkhouse Joke

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I read the joke online before it was removed.

Bob is telling a story, he didn't usually tell a joke as such, and he said, "I'm still having sex at 75. I live at 72 so it's not much of a walk!"

You decide if that is totally out of order!
 
Removed by whom and from where? I thought Mary Whitehouse was dead . . . :thinking:
 
Norkie said:
I read the joke online before it was removed.

Bob is telling a story, he didn't usually tell a joke as such, and he said, "I'm still having sex at 75. I live at 72 so it's not much of a walk!"

You decide if that is totally out of order!
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Anyone who finds that out of order is a prude.
No.75 is across the road from me and is occupied by a very attractive middle aged lady.
 
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I don't think you could get anybody more woke than me, I wear my 'I am woke' badge with pride, or at least I would if I had one :) but that's just ridiculous.
 
arclight said:
Anyone who finds that out of order is a prude.
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Different folks, different strokes.

An organisation, such as the BBC, has to balance the needs and desires of as many people as possible. Inevitably, someone will disagree with their decisions. Provided the number who disagree on one side is more or less the same as the number who disagree on the other side, they're doing well.

Or they could just have a great big boxing ring and put both sides in it - that might be worth watching... :naughty:
 
There's a difference between being aware of peoples sensitivities and imposing an extreme ideology and asserting control on others with Stalin like zeal. Well, cancel that, Stalin wasn't this extreme.

It's a silly joke. Unless stopped anyone wishing to sensor stuff like this will eventually be calling for stoning to death for humming.
 
woof woof said:
There's a difference between being aware of peoples sensitivities and imposing an extreme ideology and asserting control on others with Stalin like zeal. Well, cancel that, Stalin wasn't this extreme.

It's a silly joke. Unless stopped anyone wishing to sensor stuff like this will eventually be calling for stoning to death for humming.
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Interesting how you compare Stalin, whose regime was the responsible for the deaths of 6-9 million people, favourably to the producers of The Repair Shop.
 
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Norkie said:
I read the joke online before it was removed.

Bob is telling a story, he didn't usually tell a joke as such, and he said, "I'm still having sex at 75. I live at 72 so it's not much of a walk!"

You decide if that is totally out of order!
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He's doing better than me. I live at number 13 and our road doesn't go up to 75 :(

:ROFLMAO:
 
LeeRatters said:
He's doing better than me. I live at number 13 and our road doesn't go up to 75 :(

:ROFLMAO:
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Is there something you want to tell us, Lee? I'm in number 12 and next door is occupied by a very nice lady... :exit:
 
LeeRatters said:
I can tell you, at number 13 is the most perfect (if slightly crazy) lady.... ;) :ROFLMAO:
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She's either perfect or she isn't. It's an 'absolute' adjective.:D By definition, there can be no degrees of perfection If something isn't perfect then it's imperfect.

Seriously,though,it's one of the most common mistakes you'll hear. Antiques Roadshow.."It's one of the most perfect examples I've seen". Football. "That's one of the the most perfect free kicks you'll see"
 
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