Whenever I am driving any significant distance, I always play what I've come to call the German Game. It's a really simple game. You count the Audis, BMWs and Mercedes that are NOT white, silver or black. Interesting game.
I've nothing against white, grey, silver or black... it suits some cars very well... it's just a colour after all. In fact, my Mustang is "Tungsten Grey". What baffles me, is the sheer lack of imagination in the choice of "business" people. Why must they always drive a white, black or silver German vehicle? It's like a uniform... a business uniform: An extension of their suit. Look in the car parks of industrial parks and technology parks... you know the type of place; an anti-oasis of drab architecture you need to navigate a maze of mini-roundabouts in order to enter - a non-place... Block after block of industrial units, each with their own little car parks, all full of monochrome German rep-mobiles. Jesus.. if I had such a mind numbing job, I'd damned well have a bright yellow car, or something utterly ridiculous, like a lime green Nissan Cube.... just to break the monotony. Can you imagine living with these people? The kind that always wears drab business suits, and drive monochrome German cars? I bet they give powerpoint presentations to the family to decide what breakfast cereal to have that morning.
Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring back the 70s, when cars came in colours!
As for the parking thing... swallow your egos, and buy a really crap car for the weekly grind. I don't care who opens a door onto my Micra... in fact, I sometimes just let the door open until the wall at the side of my driveways stops it any way. Sure.. people look at me driving it and may think, who's this loser dressed like a tramp, driving a 12 year old dented old person's shopping trolley.... but I don't give a ****. The fact is.. it works. My other car is approaching 10 years old now, and without a word of a lie, it looks utterly identical to how it looked when it was brand new. In fact, that's not true: The "next track" button on the head unit is slightly more shiny than the other buttons.
