Birthday present...with update!

[oldestswinger]

Gave my wife her prezzy this morning - a lovely 500W bedside lamp.

She was obviously disappointed....


....but you should have seen her little face light up when I switched it on




I know - mines the brown one on that peg there <points ...er..there ---> >

 

[rubber duck]

:|

 

[Rob_W]

Was she all aglow ? ...

 

[Matt Sayle]

Oh dear

 

[Jordie]

These jokes are quite dim




I am turning into you lot

 

[oldestswinger]

So - in order to make amends I decided to take her shopping last weekend and bought a new matching bag and belt.

I just can't seem to get this right as she was once again very disappointed :bang:







Vacuum cleaner works a treat now though

 

[Myky D]

Nothing could hold a candle to these puns.

 

[Uneducated_Rick]

Better but still needs improvement

 

[Tazmaniandevil]

I bought my wife a drum for her birthday

That takes a lot of beating.

 

[mmcp42]

I got a flashgun for the wife

the bloke who got the wife wasn't so happy