Best and naffest Christmas present?!

I got two boxes of chocolates and a bottle of Glenmorangie. As a grown man who doesnt drink, I'm thinking that socks would have gone down better. I did in fact get socks as well, so some might say that I must have been a naughty biy this year.

Best present was a Jessops Academy training course. Some of you may turn your nose up at this and think that the bottle of Glenmorangie is the better gift, but I'm optimistic that the advanced dslr course might actually be of some use.
 
My best has to be my soldier m&m dispenser complete with bag fulls of peanut m&m's - what more could a girl want :D

Worst - there were a couple of corkers but I don't want to feel mean, it's the thought that counts ;)
 
The mother in law bought me a Onesie which I foolishly mentioned at work and now receive dummy's and iam referred to as bam bam:shake: lucky for me i have the receipt:)
 
I dont really do christmas, but I did notice that someone had bought my mum a naff 12x12 canvas of a kitten with a ball of cotton; she has four cats, that look nothing like this one :shrug:
I might find out who it was and send them a photo of a random bloke with a car :bonk:
 
best would be the 'small cats' photoworkshop my wife bought me (its not actually until july but hey - this meant i also got a selection of other bits and bobs including a yard of jaffa cakes to open on the day)

worst would be the random deoderant selection i got from an aunt in law (although strictly speaking she doesnt have to get me anything so i shouldnt be ungrateful , however whats the pooint in constructing an amazon wishlist with cheap to not so cheap options if people ignore it and buy you random tat)
 
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Best: My girlfriend said yes to my Marriage proposal :0)

Worst: Some beer flavoured sweets from a Secret Santa at work....

Congratulations
 
Well after a horrendous time trying to get home to spend Christmas with my family the best Christmas present has to be what my daughter gave me:


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The worst has to be a chocolate selection box from Father Christmas
 
Pete, for years an elderly aunt (who I saw at least once a month) would buy me a big bottle of Old Spice after shave for xmas. I think I still have some somewhere!
 
Best- Airfix model of the Golden Hind- requires a lot of concentration ( which I do not have in abundance)

Worst - did anyone know that you can buy "slimline" XXL shirts from Burton- neither did I. I am certainly XXL but not slimline- totally ridiculous!
 
they are only inm administration - so i'd get down there and spend them quick
 
Best pressie on Xmas day - a bottle of Isle of Jura Superstition Malt from my 3 month old twins... how did they know what Daddy loves, and how did they buy it when so obviously underage??? :shrug:

Naffest.... hmm nothing really... not many pressies for us this year... naffest present for the family... 2 moneyboxes for the kids, "Chrome effect" (read shiny silver paint over plastic) disney character moneyboxes.. :cuckoo:

I would take a photo but am scared of flash bouncing in a million and one directions this time of night.. but trust me they are naff..
 
What? Jessops are in trouble? Why has no one made a thread about this.........

we're keeping it on the QT so we don't start a public panic :lol:
 
Jessops?
 
Best present from christmas was my giant bean bag from the girlfriend, it's so damn comfy!

Worst one was probably the shower gel from my brother... He got the same thing for everyone, just different 'flavours', and told everyone before they opened them. Lols.
 
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