benidorm unpacked

I'm still trying to decide that myself.

I was hoping to see the wee welsh lad surfing on the wardrobe door :D
 
i couldnt work out why the band was called 'matthew and son', but the dad was called colin.

From the song by Cat Stevens
( as he was known at the time ) :shrug:
 
I was in stitches at this!! I've no idea what that girl was doing with Matthew, no offence but she was slightly out of his league!! It seems being an "entertainer" in Benidorm gets you all the girls!!

Great programme, if a little cringe worthy.
 
I was in stitches at this!! I've no idea what that girl was doing with Matthew, no offence but she was slightly out of his league!! It seems being an "entertainer" in Benidorm gets you all the girls!!
Great programme, if a little cringe worthy.


'Matthew has since split up with his girlfriend'
didnt see that coming LOL

speaking of out of his league, was the one leg, one arm guy going out with the blonde girl?

I've never been to benidorm (and i never will), but what made me laugh was the way the people looked exactly the same as they did on that Johnny Vegas comedy from a while back.
 
Ha ha, well I thought it might be non PC to mention the guy with one leg and one arm and the pretty blonde (foreign?) girl on his arm, although I was thinking exactly the same thing!! Not to mention his big fat gut. Very strange.

I too am NEVER going to Benidorm!!
 
Ha ha, well I thought it might be non PC to mention the guy with one leg and one arm and the pretty blonde (foreign?) girl on his arm, although I was thinking exactly the same thing!! Not to mention his big fat gut. Very strange.

I too am NEVER going to Benidorm!!

the guy arguing over his sun lounger was funny too. 'How did you know i wasnt in the pool?'
 
Yep he really didn't have an argument. and how do I know you weren't in the pool? Because you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt and you're not in the least bit wet!!! What a fool, probably only arguing because it would get him on Telly.
 
i'M OFF THERE IN 2 WEEKS TIME FOR A 50TH BIRTHDAY FOR THE WEEKEND.

gOD HELP ME!!!

[Apologies for caps, can't be bothered to retype!!]

Well please be sure to film the wardrobe door surfing activity and remember that the toilet is for doing your business.......not the foot washer :gag::lol:
 
You are assuming that where we are staying:-

a] has wardrobe doors
b] has something to wash your rugby boots in

I will keep you guys informed. I will be taking my old Pentax 3.2mp point 'n shoot for this one not anything decent!!!
 
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