Ben Dover

Cobra said:
Talking of sailors, don't forget the cabin boy, Master Bates (y)
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Does he? Better put a stop to that rather like

"I'm not feeling myself today"
"I should think so, it's a disgusting habit"
 
ChrisHeathcote said:
Or
"So who are you feeling then?"
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from the musical Showboat, one of the principals Gaylord Ravenal. or Gay for short

"Gay can't get up this morning, he's feeling a little queer" (actual line in original script before gay and queer assumed modern day connotations)
 
reminds me of the duke

the grand old duke of rockingham
stood on the bridge at buckingham
watching the stunts of the c***s in the punts
and the tricks of the pricks that were f*****g them

:exit::exit::exit:
 
kennethwfd said:
from the musical Showboat, one of the principals Gaylord Ravenal. or Gay for short

"Gay can't get up this morning, he's feeling a little queer" (actual line in original script before gay and queer assumed modern day connotations)
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Ah, literature, scripts and titles that have suffered the consequences of language change.

I offer Baden-Powell, "Scouting for Boys."
 
oh mighty snake one

i am old enough to still remember about five verses of three dirty germans crossed the rhine ,to the tune of inky pinky parley vous :naughty::naughty:
 
the black fox said:
i am old enough to still remember about five verses of three dirty germans crossed the rhine ,to the tune of inky pinky parley vous :naughty::naughty:
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Now you mention it .................. :D

As for punts and bridges in Buckingham, there lies the flaw,
mind you if this rain continues at this rate ................. :(
I wonder what rhymes with "ark" ? :D
 
Ben Dover ... ( i come from his home town wendover ... bendover wendover being the headline the sun used when a local mp was caught getting frisky in the gents... alledgedly )

Isnt he a freind of Pat McGroyne , and Tess Tickle , and possibly related to P I staker ? (Hot Fuzz anyone)
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Lol, yeah, I remember Cupid Stunt :D
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and of course the difference between a magicians wand and a police mans truncheon .... one is used for cunning stunts...
 
the black fox said:
oh mighty snake one

i am old enough to still remember about five verses of three dirty germans crossed the rhine ,to the tune of inky pinky parley vous :naughty::naughty:
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Sir, You pricked my interest (so to speak). Just had to google the title and there's actually 14 verses!
 
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simon ess said:
Confucious, he say "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
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The version I know is this, Confucious, he say "Limit to everything. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day, but man with holes in both pockets no feel two cocky all day"
 
I have a meeting with Ader titsoff, E. Norma Scock and Cox Uker later today........follow by having a pint with Rusty Kuntz......
 
Cobra said:
Now you mention it .................. :D

As for punts and bridges in Buckingham, there lies the flaw,
mind you if this rain continues at this rate ................. :(
I wonder what rhymes with "ark" ? :D
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totally NO-AH idea :coat:
 
who ya calling a TOOL oh slimy one ,

oops its a whajamacalit thinggummybob bit at the end init :wacky:
 
Comic writers weren't allowed to use the name Clint Flicker since in certain fonts and upper case characters it looks rather like something a bit rude - very rude in fact!
 
No mention of my friend Connie Lingers
 
and her mate Norma Stitts
 
This reminds me of a game which was allegedly played by barristers in court where they had to slip in 'naughty words'
I understand one won by starting a sentence with 'Cunning lingers on ...'
 
thats the legal proffesion , always leaving their clients with a lick and a promise
 
Nod said:
Comic writers weren't allowed to use the name Clint Flicker since in certain fonts and upper case characters it looks rather like something a bit rude - very rude in fact!
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When watching TOTP when the credits came up with "choreography Flick Colby"........:eek:
 
Tigger.ufo said:
When watching TOTP when the credits came up with "choreography Flick Colby"........:eek:
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:thinking:
I must be dense I cant figure that one out. But it has reminded me of pans people though so not all bad. :love:
 
Passed a narrow-boat moored on the cut this morning, it's name "Ivor Long 1."
Boasting!
 
Ophelia Balls and Matt Sturbaytor were friends of mine who used to ride with the York Hunt. :rolleyes:
 
and finally does anyone happen to know the opening lines/verse from ian druries song plaistow patricia :beer::beer:
 
Don't forget the girl in Austin Powers called Ivana Humpalot.
Or is that too subtle for this thread?

Hey I was born in Wendover too! Splains it all.
 
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the black fox said:
and finally does anyone happen to know the opening lines/verse from ian druries song plaistow patricia :beer::beer:
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Yes. Or no! The gentleman's name was Dury not Drurie. No point in posting the line though - the norty word filter would make it all starry. Hardy a double entendre either.
 
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