Ben Dover

[DorsetDude]

Enough of the Ben Flower thread, lets try a different subject.

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

Isn't he related to Phil McCavity. I think he has a sister too, Eileen

 

[Cg_Girl]

Oh god here we go- mid week boredom alert

 

[viv1969]

Close cousin to Ivor Biggun.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Isn't he related to Phil McCavity. I think he has a sister too, Eileen

And dont forget their Irish cousins, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald...

 

[DorsetDude]

Isn't he related to Phil McCavity. I think he has a sister too, Eileen

I thought he was related to Mike Oxlong and Dixie Normus. But definitely not Drew Peacock

 

[Nikon_Nick]

I thought he was related to Mike Oxlong and Dixie Normus. But definitely not Drew Peacock

What about his mate, Phil McKracken?

 

[DorsetDude]

What about his mate, Phil McKracken?

No not him. Maybe it was Jack Soffalot then

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

Oh god here we go- mid week boredom alert

Given the subject, the thread could have gone a completely different way

And dont forget their Irish cousins, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald...

Are they also related to the Fitzwilliam's and Fitzharold,s?

 

[viv1969]

No not him. Maybe it was Jack Soffalot then

....Nope. It was Hugh Anchor, for sure.

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

I thought it was Hugh Jarss

 

[DorsetDude]

Samantha Janus's brother Hugh I believe

 

[ChrisHeathcote]

Worked as a solicitor with Lou Pole?

 

[Cobra]

I thought it was Hugh Jarss

Actually he's a member on here, but a slightly different spelling
(BTW no innuendo intended )

Who remembers Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Im pretty sure Connie Lingus was involved somewhere along the way...

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Actually he's a member on here, but a slightly different spelling
(BTW no innuendo intended )

Who remembers Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt?

Lol, yeah, I remember Cupid Stunt

 

[Cobra]

No not him. Maybe it was Jack Soffalot then

Talking of sailors, don't forget the cabin boy, Master Bates

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Ah yes, master Bates. I hear he was close friends with a Bulgarian Dock worker called Harry Ballszak.

 

[Nod]

Close cousin to Ivor Biggun.

Used to be a great party band (probably early/mid '80s) fronted by That's Life's Doc Cox.

 

[DorsetDude]

Talking of sailors, don't forget the cabin boy, Master Bates

And Seaman Staines, and Master Bates of course was the ships hand. It was Roger the cabin boy. (All urban myth btw)

 

[Nikon_Nick]

And Seaman Staines, and Master Bates of course was the ships hand. It was Roger the cabin boy. (All urban myth btw)

The myth/rumour was all started by Hugh Jorgan.

 

[Cagey75]

Mike was giving his views about them all recently, Mike Hunt and Hugh Rinal were unavailable for comment.

 

[viv1969]

The myth/rumour was all started by Hugh Jorgan.

Are you sure it wasn't his less well endowed neighbour, Justin Cidermouth?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Are you sure it wasn't his less well endowed neighbour, Justin Cidermouth?

Its possible, Ruth, yes.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Either way, you can guarantee that Matt Sterbate had a say in it all.

 

[viv1969]

Either way, you can guarantee that Matt Sterbate had a say in it all.

And blabbed it all to his girlfriend...Tess Tickles.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

And blabbed it all to his girlfriend...Tess Tickles.

Oh...is he not seeing that Chinese girl anymore? You know...Yung Thin Ho

 

[Cobra]

And I'm sure in years past the "one to watch" would be "Fanny by gaslight"

 

[Cobra]

And bringing that theme up to modern day,
I guess Kong King would be favourite

 

[DorsetDude]

Either way, you can guarantee that Matt Sterbate had a say in it all.

A hand in it all shirley?

 

[davys]

Is it ok if I refer my friend to this thread? Hugh Gerection. No, really, that is his name. Seriously.

 

[davys]

Whenever we have a team for the pub quiz, we call it Novak and Goode. It's usually a few rounds in before the quizmaster realises what's going on

 

[Jimmy_Lemon]

Isn't Ben Dover the dad of the older lad from Outnumbered?

 

[Cg_Girl]

Given the subject, the thread could have gone a completely different way

Haha very true especially if the OP's real name was Buck Nekkid

 

[Gremlin]

Talking of sailors, don't forget the cabin boy, Master Bates

And Seaman Staines, and Master Bates of course was the ships hand. It was Roger the cabin boy. (All urban myth btw)

Didn't they all serve on the good ship Venus ?

 

[Lynton]

I heard he was staying at this address

Mary Likes,
The Cockwell Inn,
Tillett,
Herts.

 

[Lynton]

Whenever we have a team for the pub quiz, we call it Novak and Goode. It's usually a few rounds in before the quizmaster realises what's going on

being from Norfolk it's easy

Norfolk n'good
Norfolk n' chance

 

[kennethwfd]

the vessel completed with the Golden Rivit

How about Ben Doone and Hugh Jympton

Mustapha Kunt asnd Airey Balls

 

[Cobra]

Didn't they all serve on the good ship Venus ?

No,
"The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper"

 

[Gremlin]

No,
"The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper"

That was his nickname