Been ages since I got one of these emails but today was my lucky day !

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Your Inheritance funds has been approved for payment

  • 03:23

    To undisclosed-recipients:;
    Attention: Prospective Beneficiary


    I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of your payment is now under my control and supervision. I am the Deputy Governor Central Bank of Nigeria on Foreign Payment Matters .I was mandated by the President Federal Republic in conjunction with the Federal Executive Council (FEC), the Senate Committee on Foreign Debts Reconciliation and implementation Panel on Contract/inheritance/compensation funds to complete the entire unpaid. Contract/inheritance/lottery fund.


    Following the approval of your payment, I have gone through your Payment file and I have discovered all you have passed through trying to receive your funds but to no avail. Your days of agony are gone as long as I am concerned, because we have schedule all overseas Contract/inheritance payment through cash payment and wire transfer operations payment system.


    This development has become necessary due to the activities of unpatriotic government/Banks officials and impostors who keep on frustrating every beneficiary's effort to settle our clients by making requests for unauthorized tax fees and levies from them .


    We have resolved to put a stop to in the current payment schedule to ensure total transparency and orderliness in the release of all pending payment. We sincerely apologize for any delay you might have encountered in the past but be rest assured your payment is now 100% Guaranteed. To this effect, you are required as a matter of urgency to reconfirm your information including your name, phone number and your address for verification and immediate release of your payment within 72 hours as long as you comply with my payment directive. On a progressive note, the sum of US$10.5M (TEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) has been approved for you to be paid to you as long as you comply with my payment instructions.


    Kindly get back to me ASAP.

    Best Regards,
    Dr.Pere Hart
 
Dear Dr Hart. I shall be visiting Nigeria in my professional capacity as a pest controller/eradicator in 10 days time. Please let me know where I can meet with you to arrange the exchange of funds...
 
I had breakfast with my daughter a while back, and we compared notes on our 'winnings' from various South African lotteries we hadn't entered. Between us, it came to about 7 million rand over a couple of months, and all we had to was sms a reply to a cellphone number...
 
I a m just emailing him my credit card details for the ummmmmm admin charge :-)
 
Mr Bump said:
I a m just emailing him my credit card details for the ummmmmm admin charge :)
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Just on the billion to one chance that you ever get the $10.5m... Did we ever tell you how much we like you on here? ;)
 
Oh dear ,I thought I was the only one ,better cancel my order for that new Ferrari and cancel the cruise .if I send him another e.mail asking him to delete all the bank details I sent him will it work .
Signed
Mr Ivor biggun
75 Michael mouse mansions
Sea of tranquility
1MO-ON9
 
MartynK said:
I had breakfast with my daughter a while back, and we compared notes on our 'winnings' from various South African lotteries we hadn't entered. Between us, it came to about 7 million rand over a couple of months, and all we had to was sms a reply to a cellphone number...
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Yeah but doesn't that equate to about twenty quid? ;) :lol:
 
I keep getting 'suggestive' emails from a 'Diedre Spanker' (do you think thats a real name?) who addresses me as 'Sweet Pole', well if our Diedre thinks I am a Sweet Pole she has another thing coming.

Do people actually reply to these emails?
 
I was tempted when I got 7 in one day from beautiful young ladies called Olga, Natallia and other Russian sounding names, all offering a special time. They must have been septuplets since they all looked exactly the same - in fact, it was the same photo for each of the sisters. Would have been a better tale than identical twins!!!
 
mex said:
I keep getting 'suggestive' emails from a 'Diedre Spanker' (do you think thats a real name?) who addresses me as 'Sweet Pole', well if our Diedre thinks I am a Sweet Pole she has another thing coming.

Do people actually reply to these emails?
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Yes they do. There is a group of scam baiters out there who string along these scammers and get them to do ridiculous things to prove they are 'genuine'. If you have some spare time, many of these are well worth a read (I find some of them hilarious).

Scambaiters '419 Eater'
 
Penfold711 said:
Yes they do. There is a group of scam baiters out there who string along these scammers and get them to do ridiculous things to prove they are 'genuine'. If you have some spare time, many of these are well worth a read (I find some of them hilarious).

Scambaiters '419 Eater'
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There's a brilliant one where the baiter replies to the scammers pretending to be a vicar who wants the money to repair the church and its fittings. "Thank you so much, the money will really help with the erection of my huge organ". :)
 
419 eater is genius. Not looked in for a while but it's just pure genius.
 
Haha, love that 419 eater site. It's just taken me 25 mins reading the `church of the red breast`. Brilliant! :LOL:
 
I received contact request on Skype this morning from a Nancy Boye Wilson - sadly no picture:(
 
Do the honourable thin and report them to your local cyber crime unit in the police. There are ongoing operations to deal with these scammers. You may not fall for it but unfortunately others do.
 
dejongj said:
Do the honourable thin and report them to your local cyber crime unit in the police.
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But are they really interested in stuff like that?
There was a radio programme the other day about CC / bank fraud, and virtually no one bothered to contact the cyber crime police, least of all the banks,
the tame copper was saying that there just wasn't the resources to follow up most of these anyway :(

As its an increasing problem you would hope that they would be on the ball, sadly it sounds like they are not.
 
Cobra said:
But are they really interested in stuff like that?
There was a radio programme the other day about CC / bank fraud, and virtually no one bothered to contact the cyber crime police, least of all the banks,
the tame copper was saying that there just wasn't the resources to follow up most of these anyway :(

As its an increasing problem you would hope that they would be on the ball, sadly it sounds like they are not.
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That is just not true. Banks constantly interact, perhaps more so than some people would like ;)

They won't follow up each individual back with you, but the raw material is essential and is used.

Naturally if you don't pass it on you can guarantee they won't do anything with it.
 
Btw when I said it's not true I mean what that person said. Not that the person didn't say it.
 
dejongj said:
They won't follow up each individual back with you, but the raw material is essential and is used.
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Thats good to hear, and I can understand that they don't share the info back to you.
But there were a couple of people that actually did their own detective work as the bank wasn't interested, found the culprit,
and the bank still wasn't interested.
The quote was something like, don't worry you have your money back, why did you bother?
Neither the banks nor the police wanted the information gained on the culprit.
So I'm not totally convinced TBH.
 
Cobra said:
Thats good to hear, and I can understand that they don't share the info back to you.
But there were a couple of people that actually did their own detective work as the bank wasn't interested, found the culprit,
and the bank still wasn't interested.
The quote was something like, don't worry you have your money back, why did you bother?
Neither the banks nor the police wanted the information gained on the culprit.
So I'm not totally convinced TBH.
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It's a criminal offence for the bank not to report on suspicious account activities. There is a whole international network. As such I doubt that they didn't do anything with it. However it is more likely a case of poor communication to the individual affected. I can totally appreciate that.
 
dejongj said:
It's a criminal offence for the bank not to report on suspicious account activities.
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Glad to hear it!

One closer to home, my son's bank card was hacked, I won't go in to details, he did eventually get his money back after a fight and contacting the CEO of the bank concerned,
after they repaid it, and claimed it back!


Anyhow when he spoke to customer service and told them initially, the never even cancelled his card,
I told him to phone them back and demand that they did it.

Eventually "she" said that they only cancel lost or stolen cards.
He then told her his card had been stolen.
And it was cancelled immediately :rolleyes:

I just hope the people at the top end of this, are more efficient than customer service.
 
Its great to see one of the old scams. I can't believe anyone ever fell for them, though I find it difficult to believe anyone falls for the, "This is your bank calling, your account has been compromised so transfer all of your money into this new account" scam either, but some do. One of the 419 scams I received said that the Secretary General of the UN was taking a personal interest in making sure I got my $10,000,000!

Dave
 
From:
John Idris <damcn2@att.net>
To:
Subject:
Re: United Nations Compensation Unit
Date:
Saturday, 24 October 2015 10:30 AM
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United Nations Compensation Unit,
In Affiliation with World Bank
Our Ref:U.N/WBO/042/2015.

Congratulations,

You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for quit sometime now and we just came to a logical conclusion few days ago in affiliation with the World Bank president. This email is to few well listed people that have been scammed in any part of the world,the UNITED NATIONS in Affiliation with WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD $1,750,000.00 Dollars each.

These includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your email in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Dr. Lanre Kwang of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Africa. Contact him immediately for your ATM Card of USD$1,750,000.00 Dollars.This fund is in form of ATM Card for security purpose OK? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send your Card to you. Contact Dr. Lanre Kwang of ZENITH PAYMENT CENTER with your payment code: 0097 immediately for your ATM Card at the given address below:

Person to Contact: Dr. Lanre Kwang
E-MAIL: drleekang1@gmail.com
phone : +2348098134386

I apologize on behalf of the United Nation organization for any delay you might have encountered in receiving your fund in the past. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your ATM Card. Making the world a better place. You are required to contact the above person and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to avoid any mistakes:-

1. Your Full name:
2. Your Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Marital Status:
6. Occupation:
7. Sex:
8. Age:

Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place.

Regards
Rev John Idris,
nited Nations.
http://www.un.org/sg
 
That is a great one, Steep.

I think I had Lanre Kwang a couple of months ago but it was cleared by the cream I got from the clinic.

Dave
 
Tringa said:
That is a great one, Steep.

I think I had Lanre Kwang a couple of months ago but it was cleared by the cream I got from the clinic.

Dave
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/Tea snort!


I'm just working it out, If I take my new ATM card down to the High Street it will take 583,333 withdrawals (max £300 a time) emptying 1458 cash machines to get my money out and I'll still have change in there. That's a lot of button stabbing
 
Why does he not have a UN email address? o_O :D
 
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