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Okay all you perverts that have clicked on this link because you have preconceived ideas of what this thread is about, nothing to see here!

This is not a joke!

For those of you that do not know (or really care) I am the Area Team Manager for a Water Utility in the South West (no prizes for guessing which one). One of my Outstations is a very large river intake on the River Tamar, and whilst one of my operators was down at the plant he noticed that there was some damage to some of the trees and that one or two were in a potentially dangerous condition. On reporting this to me I arranged for a contractor to go down and sort it out. Within an hour my phone was ringing and the result is that we have a problem with a Beaver, not any old European Beaver, but a bloody great Canadian Version weighing 40 kilos (88lbs) that has escaped from quarantine upriver.

The damage done to some of the trees is amazing to see, it (and there is only one beaver) has eaten over halfway through a 40ft high, 2.5ft diameter tree to the extent that just pulling it with a pickup truck was enough to pull it down (in the direction it needed to go). In all we have had to have five reasonably large trees cut down as they were in a dangerous condition.

There is a specialist team coming down tomorrow to try and trap it (humanely I hasten to add), but I can't help think that I should have gone out and tried to get some pictures of it even though it is a nocturnal mammal.

Although I am not too keen about walking around the edge of a large river hunting a 40 kilo rodent with teeth that can rip a tree apart.

Thoughts?
 
Make it into a big hat for the winter.
 
Was it going to be housed in a zoo after quarantine
 
Canadian beavers are absolutely huge. I was almost trapped and eaten alive by them when canoeing in Canada.

(Well, the canoe got caught in a dastardly beaver made dam and there were worrying noises coming from inside the dam. We made our escape in time.)
 
So let me get this straight.

You want to go down to the river, at night, and take pictures of a big hairy beaver that can take care of a well sized stump with minimal effort?

:police::police::police:

(Weeelllllll, someone had to do it!) :D
 
:lol:
i was disopointed when i read the first line but simmo brought it back down the the gutter :D
 
Do you know how long ago this beaver escaped? Presumably there's records somewhere... and was it just one, or could there be a breeding pair...? :)
 
how many men does it take to find and catch a big beaver then ;)
 
Do you know how long ago this beaver escaped? Presumably there's records somewhere... and was it just one, or could there be a breeding pair...? :)
It is only the one, a male. We have not been told when it escaped.

how many men does it take to find and catch a big beaver then ;)
Two turned up with cage type traps and now we are waiting to see what happens. Apparently the habitat there is perfect for the Beaver and it will be down to a certain amount of luck that they can actually catch it.
 
Will you be there with your camera when they check the trap?
 
Will you be there with your camera when they check the trap?

I very much doubt it, they are checking it a couple of times a day, early morning and through the evening.

It's an unmanned site and is only operational for a couple of months a year, there are visits every other day to check the instrumentation but I only go down there once in a blue moon.
 
Will you be there with your camera when they check the trap?

For the gratuitous beaver shot no doubt?

I seem to remember reading that they are releasing beavers back into the wild here in Scotland, I didn't realise they grew so big.
 
lol i thought alcopops was the best bait to catch a beaver?
 
everyone loves a beaver and a cream pie :P

funny-pictures-beaver-dam-it.jpg
 
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This 6-stone beaver has just made it onto BBC Radio 4's news.
 
Mr Gow keeps 24 of the animals under licence from government agency Natural England as part of a wildlife photography business.

Which one of you reprobates keeps beavers then?
 
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