Battle Rap Time TPers!

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Yantorsen

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you just gotta right two lines of your own, which beat the person aboves you and rhyme.

I'll start

yo blud, u dont wanna step nerrar
everytime u spit i get a syntax errar
 
mess with me ill fill you with terror
im looking at you with an itchy trigger finger
 
you might have a gun, but i've got an RPG
i'll outsmart you like a human PC.
 
well if that's the case I'll eat you like salami
bruv i rock designer clothes like armani and starr g
 
when I say designer I don't mean quicksave
u look a state so have a quick shave.
 
i might be wierd, but have you seen yourself recently
sorry to be the one to tell you, but try to dress decently.
 
sorry I took time I got a life to lead,
so don't get cheeky unless you wanna be on children in need.
 
Hey now look, i aint so needy.

Looks like you are, you're pretty weedy.




[i'm going to bed now, so someone else will have to continue.]
 
yeah thats right you better go to bed i hope you don't get porly
would it help if i read you a bedtime story?
 
looks like im taking ants place.
so all you random tp"ers" better get out of my face
 
your face has more spots than a dalmatian
so don't run away to your mum asking for salvation
 
Call me a dog, or accuse me of dogging?
I'm in your hood, and it aint for togging.
 
ain't for toggin? quit wasting my time
put lipstick on your forehead, and make up your mind
 
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all of your bars are whack, stop thinkin ** a sick togger
u bin smokin too much crack, n i got more power than a data logger
 
*snigger*

/shakes head and mutters something about kids
 
Hesitantly, like Stephen Fry:

I like meat and I like fish,
but that Matt Sayle can keep his spam off of my dish.

Let's do the boogaloo, y'all.
 
spam, ham, pepperoni and salami,
all TPers are completely barmy
 
To the two to the three to the zero to the eight..
..candlestick's gonna deal you a whole world of hate!! :razz:
 
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you say we're all not that great
which is kinda ironic when you can't get a date
 
I can get a date, a raisin or a fig!
Tell me Bro, can you get a gig?
 
You can play guitar, but I play drums
coz unlike violinists I ain't all thumbs

I hate violins...they don't burn long enough :D
 
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you might be clever, you might play drums
but despite the weather, you still put things up bums
 
Spent as much on his pooter as some do on a car.
Sell him a Mac and he might go far.

(Just rubbing it in a bit, see you in 48 hours.)
 
if you gave me a mac id smash it with a bar
don't rub it in because I have a life away from he-ar
 
:razz:Sounds like you're a computer geek,
Get a life you mother cookin' freak! :razz:
 
I might be a slight geek, but atleast I'm not weird
i seen ** girl friend last week, and she had a slight beard
 
:razz:She may be hairier than my big fat butt,
But yo beatch is fatter than Jabba the Hut :razz:
 
A brace, a brace, stop thinkin' 'bout her mouth
man it's the rest of her, it's all gone south
 
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