Ban the person above you

Cobra said:
Banned for falling asleep on me, thats never happened before :(
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Banned for not being able to keep Shirley..... "occupied and smiling"
 
Banned for not knowing that he's been inside Samantha most of the day!
 
Banned for being thinking anyone would stalk you :p
 
Banned for thinking
 
Banned for kissing arse.
 
Ban Ruth for saying a rude word instead of lower region.
 
Cobra said:
Banned for being a prude


That sounds even worse TBH :p
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Banned for not using Cornwall as a gentler "lower region"
 
Banned 'cause there's nothing wrong with Norf!
 
viv1969 said:
Banned 'cause there's nothing wrong with Norf!
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Oh, I bin banded by the Bestist .... the honour is palpy pull [emoji12]
 
Banned for being qualityist.
 
mrgubby said:
Banned for having an unnatural odour
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Hmmm sorry about that...

I thought I was going to break wind.... but I was mistaken..

Damn Burrittos

Consider yourself banned for mockery of an embarrased TPer
 
Hugh you are banned yet again for being terribly rude old chap, try to keep it clean. I don't like reading the word arse:angelic:
 
Banned for using the word arse while protesting about using the word arse
 
Shirleyr said:
Hugh you are banned yet again for being terribly rude old chap, try to keep it clean. I don't like reading the word arse:angelic:
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Extra 8 month ban for falsely stating I had used the rrrrse word. Ban reduced to 5 minutes as you are an innocent young girly.....

Age has the privelige of mercy.... now off you go to the kitchen [emoji56]
 
Banned for being lenient!

Huge arse said:
now off you go to the kitchen
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And if you (she) burn(s) my supper again tonight she is in deep s***!
 
Cobra said:
Banned for being lenient!


And if you (she) burn(s) my supper again tonight she is in deep s***!
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Banned for surreptitious modification of my User Name.....

Brownie points, however, for kitchen role references........
 
Hugh has been reinstated and is not banned, from an innocent your girly but @Cobra and @viv1969 because I can. Welsh rabbit to-night, ( cheese on toast ) for the english members.
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Brownie points, however, for kitchen role references........
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viv1969 said:
Can I have points too?
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Banned for not realising the difference between roll and role,
one has bacon in-between, the 2 halves, the other is when you dress up in sexy clothes and ......
do the housework :D

edit to slow but never mind :D
 
Sorry Shirley - banned for patronising the English forum members, who - as a race - undoubtedly invented cheese on toast. :D BAH - now I'm too slow as well. Wonder what I could be banned for....
 
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