Autobiography

[twhite87]

Someone asked me this today, and it got me thinking. If you were to write your own autobiography, what would the title be?

Mine would be "If I knew then what I know now!"

Or perhaps just simply "why me?"

 

[OldCarlos]

" It's all b'lox "

 

[Peter69]

You only live twice!

 

[crofter]

"What a palaver"

 

[twhite87]

Anyone else?

 

[Byker28i]

Shamelessly taken from a thread or two, how about "250 views and no comments?"

 

[twhite87]

or 'DILLIGAF'

 

[Quicksnapper]

If not now, when?

 

[PaulF]

What the hell happened there!

 

[dinners]

Who ?

 

[Cobra]

Not to sure about autobiography,
But Biography would be
"Under this sod lies another"

Or maybe for an autobiography
"Older than I once was, but younger than I'll be"
(apologies, yes I did nick that )

 

[archangel]

Mine would be........."F@@k ups and drunken nights"

 

[DorsetDude]

Mine would be "Mine's a large one"

 

[Hugh Jarse]

No not me, You can't blame me for.....

 

[Ian D J]

I have tried to do an autobiography using an old laptop a few years ago. I made quite good progress until the machine decided to crash and lost everything that was on the hard drive. Anyway, it came under the working title of "Pearls and Swine".

 

[Nod]

"I Need That Like I Needed A Hole In The Head!"

 

[norters]

'One lefty do gooder and a packet of crisps please. Oi Oi Oi'