Aussie Humour at its best

Superb. Tears :)
 
Couldn't watch beyond the intro - had something far too similar happen when I was ill. Luckily not a plum, just my "seat cushion" but it bloody hurt! Luckily, I can stand up in the shower these days so little chance of it happening again.
 
Brilliant. Love that droll tone too.
 
A rather nasty pinched cut. Would have stung like a stingy thing with extra stings had I been able to go swimming! Made sitting down uncomfortable for a few days but I survived! Could have saved me having a vasectomy if I'd sat a bit further back on the chair...
 
Perfect ozzy charm, that was funny
Poor Trevor tho :confused:
 
Nod said:
Couldn't watch beyond the intro - had something far too similar happen when I was ill. Luckily not a plum, just my "seat cushion" but it bloody hurt! Luckily, I can stand up in the shower these days so little chance of it happening again.
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A work colleague suffered a similar incident. Rumour has it he is well endowed but it that was part of his predicament. He'd gone to the loo at work. Unfortunately only one free cubicle and one hinge was busted on the seat. He reckons all was fine until he needed to wipe his backside, the seat slid and tipped, he must have shifted his weight back over again and the seat came back down on his bell end and cut it. Off he went to the medical, poor nurse just didn't know what to do, frightened to clean it with anything stronger than water and obviously unable to put a plaster on it to keep it clean. :)
 
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