Audi Quattro

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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly.

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian Customs Officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to somevun viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
 
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If you've ever been to a rural Italian town on market day and seen the content of your average FIAT 500 then you'd know this is not a joke. :lol:
If you think that 4 people on a scooter is impressive you have to see how many they can pack into a Cinquecento. :clap:
 
An Englishman, Frenchman and a German were contemplating how to get across a lake, as their dinghy only carried two people. The German guy told the others to go ahead, as he could get himself across. As they sailed across the lake, the English and French men watched as the German caught two ducks and fastened them to his feet with two metal coils on each foot - off he went, bouncing past them to the other side. Wow, said the Frenchman - what do you call that, eh? The Englishman replied - Four sprung duck technique.

I'm sorry. To make up for it, I'll tell you my favourite joke:

Q - What's the difference between a duck?

A - One of its legs is both the same.
 
Q - What's the difference between a duck?

A - One of its legs is both the same.[/QUOTE]

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catonawall said:
An Englishman, Frenchman and a German were contemplating how to get across a lake, as their dinghy only carried two people. The German guy told the others to go ahead, as he could get himself across. As they sailed across the lake, the English and French men watched as the German caught two ducks and fastened them to his feet with two metal coils on each foot - off he went, bouncing past them to the other side. Wow, said the Frenchman - what do you call that, eh? The Englishman replied - Four sprung duck technique.

I'm sorry. To make up for it, I'll tell you my favourite joke:

Q - What's the difference between a duck?

A - One of its legs is both the same.
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I've got a spare plot if you would like one.. you appear to have lost yours temporarily...:cuckoo:
 
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