Everybody will be banned before too long. Dod will have nothing to do so will be retired and put out to stud ...![]()
Knackers yard maybe
Everybody will be banned before too long. Dod will have nothing to do so will be retired and put out to stud ...![]()
Knackers yard maybe![]()
Everybody will be banned before too long. Dod will have nothing to do so will be retired and put out to stud ...![]()

Problem for you comes if you fail to perform - a bit of sedative from the vet followed by a quick snip and you will not wake up thinking of anything stud related![]()
We had a good discussion about that when the vet was here today, he is almost as evil as I am!!We had a good discussion about that when the vet was here today, he is almost as evil as I am!!
well it was the horse on the receiving end, we were just having a chat and a coffee while he worked!Problem for you comes if you fail to perform - a bit of sedative from the vet followed by a quick snip and you will not wake up thinking of anything stud related![]()
She didn't bother looking over and just said "Aye, extinct" :razz:![]()

I remember watching Predator with my wife and there's a great line in there where the guys says "I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus"
I turned round and said "That's me that is"
She didn't bother looking over and just said "Aye, extinct" :razz:![]()
She knows exactly how to make you feel good thenI remember watching Predator with my wife and there's a great line in there where the guys says "I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus"
I turned round and said "That's me that is"
She didn't bother looking over and just said "Aye, extinct" :razz:![]()


I know, I'm a right lovely little sausage I am![]()
The wife says can you ban me
all over xmas ...? She is fed up with the view of the back of my head now....
md ?
Merry Xmas Chris
!!!!!!!
md
i'll see you in January.....
Merry Xmas MD![]()
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What does make me chuckle is when people *really* don't take too kindly to being suspended and really show their backside over it.......promising never to ever ever ever darken our shores again because we're absolutely crap wannabe's and will never be any good at photography....then post the next day with the same pathetic vitriol that no one ever reads or even cares about
Maybe it's because once you're here you can never leave eh?
Thanks to everyone who has taken any time off in the manner intended though....a short period of reflection to calm things down.![]()
i havent noticed any bad behaviour but my husband does tell me "your a fart in a trance" most of the time!!


Oh FFS!Please dont think that because the wife will be there i will be any different........
I will prob be worse. so watch out for nudges people... lol
md
That's maybe tons better than getting it tongue tied and ending up 'a tart in france' though...
OJ of course...
if its open again i'll pop in and mention that my post was outta line and a bit personal just in case the OP comes back![]()
here's an answer you gave when I joined, and asked about how to light an aquarium
""put the flash in the water see how that lights it? ""
i am bad as thats funny ..........
if you think so , then I sincerely hope you are never in a position to answer a newcomers request for assistance

if you think so , then I sincerely hope you are never in a position to answer a newcomers request for assistance
David --- I'm pleased to see you said this...............
here's an answer you gave when I joined, and asked about how to light an aquarium
""put the flash in the water see how that lights it? ""
not constructive ...and not funny either
anyhow .. no offense taken .. but an example of how a newcomer can be put off right at the start - thankfully I wasn't![]()