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This thread is for ladies to ask men questions in an attempt to understand the male in all his logical glory.

Someone else will have to start the ball rolling here :

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we leave it up to be considerate :) so we dont pee on the seat and its easier for you girls to drop it then it is for us to bend down and pick it up
 
Kerioak said:
Question: Why do men find it so difficult to ask directions even when they know they are lost ?
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because we do actually know were we are we just get interference in our internal GPS sometimes :p
 
Why are men such ********?

Sorry, wrong forum :D
 
your obviously hanging around the wrong sort of men :D
 
drunk logic is when we sound almost as un-logical as women when they are sober :)
 
online yeah face to face no way i like mmy face the way it is and my go nads the way they are as well,
i just hope the mrs doesnt look at this thread lol
 
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Haha great idea for a thread but I think SW and Ashers need to check their genders!
 
Kerioak said:
Question: Why do men find it so difficult to ask directions even when they know they are lost ?
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Never been lost ever, however i have explored whilst on route to destinations, might find a nice photograph waiting to be taken that way. ;)

CarolF said:
why do men never listen?
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When we do the answer is never the right one, dammed if you do dammed if you dont.

Oh i dont drink alcohol.
 
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why can't men see what's in front of their eyes?

eg:

Man, peering into fridge, "where's the butter"

Woman, "it's right in front of you, it's says 'butter' on the tub"

Man, "oh yeah, I didn't see it there" :thinking:
 
because you always move everything, so it is easier to ask you where stuff is rather than turnt he entire house upside down looking;)

the butter obviously is because were lazy
 
rubber duck said:
why can't men see what's in front of their eyes?

eg:

Man, peering into fridge, "where's the butter"

Woman, "it's right in front of you, it's says 'butter' on the tub"

Man, "oh yeah, I didn't see it there" :thinking:
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Why does my wife do exactly the same thing? :D
 
rubber duck said:
why can't men see what's in front of their eyes?

eg:

Man, peering into fridge, "where's the butter"

Woman, "it's right in front of you, it's says 'butter' on the tub"

Man, "oh yeah, I didn't see it there" :thinking:
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the problem is butter isn't shaped like breasts :D
 
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