Apple does it again

[n1kcy]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[Nod]

The i-Tit already exists. They can be seen sat in the window seats at CostaBucks with their i-Pod, i-Phone and i-Tablet beside their Mockerchockerfokkerlatté with chapter 1 of their future blockbuster novel clearly visible to anyone who wants to peek over their shoulder.

 

[JIMC]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Dont ask where they put the sub-woofer

 

[ChrisMClark]

The i-Tit already exists. They can be seen sat in the window seats at CostaBucks with their i-Pod, i-Phone and i-Tablet beside their Mockerchockerfokkerlatté with chapter 1 of their future blockbuster novel clearly visible to anyone who wants to peek over their shoulder.

I thought the term 'douchebag' was the correct terminology for this breed of strange rejects

 

[Dangermouse]

Apples are best bottled and labelled..............Scrumpy Jack

 

[martyp]

That's not a bad price, does it include fitting?? LMAO

 

[lawrenceots]

Can't wait to see them on the high streets