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I just got this call from a very helpful man from Microsoft telling me about some malicious files I had. Cue the use of my Fonejacker and Alan Partridge apps on my iphone. Also he was very confused when I couldn't find the windows button on my keyboard since I am using a mac.

this vid got deleted, theres another one at the end of the thread at number 19
 
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I love it when these guys see the mac desktop - 123logmein.com is a legit site, you can safely let them view your screen - it takes them a really long time to realise it! just amazing

great work :lol:



omg, I lost it at 'poor bladder control' :lol:

they've stopped calling me, I think I must have wasted enough of their time :D :( I've had the drones call me back to argue that 'no you are wrong' when I've described first my IT experience, and then said that what they were saying is BS...
 
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:lol::lol:
 
itsdavedotnet said:
I love it when these guys see the mac desktop - 123logmein.com is a legit site, you can safely let them view your screen - it takes them a really long time to realise it! just amazing

great work :lol:



omg, I lost it at 'poor bladder control' :lol:

they've stopped calling me, I think I must have wasted enough of their time :D :( I've had the drones call me back to argue that 'no you are wrong' when I've described first my IT experience, and then said that what they were saying is BS...
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There was a whole section of the call that didn't record, my quicktime stopped half way through the call - oh man was that part funny. When I loaded my virtual windows machine and the windows logon noise came on I said :

"Can you hear that? Thats windows logging on"
he said "Yes, it is a good noise"
I said, "I love that noise, it makes me all aroused and sexy!"
the guy actually gave a big laugh at that point.!
 
It's just hilarious how they try to trick you. I liked the bit about "will you fire this guy". Probably I would hang up in a minute time after such perfected english accent.
 
They rang me again yesterday but after 10 minutes of trying to find the windows key on my mac keyboard they gave up. Was a bit gutted actually wanted to have some more banter, next time i'm going to pretend i have a pc
 
joescrivens said:
They rang me again yesterday but after 10 minutes of trying to find the windows key on my mac keyboard they gave up. Was a bit gutted actually wanted to have some more banter, next time i'm going to pretend i have a pc
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They definitely like you if they called once again :D Did you managed to record the conversation by any chance?
 
Wyshniukas said:
They definitely like you if they called once again :D Did you managed to record the conversation by any chance?
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I did but it wasn't as funny, I was trying to butter him up to get in some great lines but alas he did one as soon as he realised I had a mac
 
It's not fair, all I get is calls offering me mobile phone deals and how I can claim back 10k ppi that I've never had.
I'd love call like this!
 
i know!

i had these guys call me again twice in the last three weeks. The first omei pretended i had tourettes syndrome for ages and that at the end it turned into a rather hilarious exchange where the guy told me that he was going to have sex with my mother. Unfortunately my recording failed!
 
just had another call this morning from these guys, the recording worked this time, enjoy, it's in 2 parts - the fun starts about 3 minutes in

[YOUTUBE]9yI_tDmgQPk[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]-EO1Y3hlP44[/YOUTUBE]
 
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OMG LMAO

f for fart LOL

great acting very entertaining
 
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****ing lol that made my iPod session on the way home from b&q so much more fun!
 
I had a call like this recently where they started telling that a problem had been detected with my Internet connection, I said it must be a really big problem because I don't have the Internet ;)

I used to hate it when I had to make calls out bound to our customers if we had a issue with there account (credit cards) they never used to believe the call was genuine and then they would try and claim the cost of the call back when they have hung up on us then called back :bang:

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it's great the way he keeps saying Asssssssssss

my favourtie part was the comment that my wife comes back from selling pins, anyone who was a derek and clive fan will enjoy that
 
"Has she been looking at porn?"
LMAO that was so funny!!!
I'm actually laughing so much that I woke my 3yr old up who was napping on the sofa lol
 
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That's rediculous. You lied and led him on. That's just NOT cricket ;)
 
That was brilliant! :D
 
That was sooooo funny! Even the word ***jockey made me cry out loud. Oh you massive legend. Please do some more when you can!
 
It was funny up until 3 minutes of the second clip, then hilarious after!

If possible, i wouldve tried to get your wife in on it (if you have one) then stage an argument and throw her down the stairs and admit to the guy that you just murdered her for looking at porn. :)

you are assssssssssssss

Rich
 
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It was funny up until 3 minutes of the second clip, then hilarious after!

If possible, i wouldve tried to get your wife in on it (if you have one) then stage an argument and throw her down the stairs and admit to the guy that you just murdered her for looking at porn. :)

you are assssssssssssss

Rich
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:lol: :thumbs:... I want this recording...
 
Hi, if these are legit, I want some.

I had a guy on the phone for ages a year or so back and he was livid at the end when I said I knew he was a lying, cheating, knob.

I want some phone calls now...

Cheers for making my day...:D
 
I know it said NSFW but I couldn't resist putting the headphones on. Brilliant. It puts my "you're breaking DPA rules" approach in the shade.
 
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