Anyone looking for work?

[RaglanSurf]

 

[Asha]

Only apply if you have the ability to resist the urge to respond immédiatly to messages received from customers !

Seriously though, it’s gotta be worth giving it a bash if only for the cake

 

[Nod]

It's that 4 letter word that puts me off - "work"!

 

[Andysnap]

If the commute was a little shorter I'd be tempted...however the chances are my wages would be spent before I left the shop

 

[VirtualAdept]

I wonder if the cake is a lie...

 

[Asha]

I wonder if the cake is a lie...

It’s stated here in this thread on TP that they have cake ……. It’s contractual !

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

Sounds like a nice job to ease into retirement.

 

[FishyFish]

I wonder if the cake is a lie...

I guess it depends whether Ffordes has been bought out by Aperture Science and is now run by an insane artificial intelligence or not.

 

[StephenM]

Well, it seems to me that there has been absolutely nothing said or implied that leads to the conclusion that successful applicants will be able to eat cake. Quite the reverse, in fact, as the ad states that they have cake, and that clearly implies, in accordance with the well known first law of cake "you can't have your cake and eat it too" that there is no cake available to eat. If it were not so, they would not have cake.

I rest my case.

 

[Asha]

So who’s going to contact ffordes to clarify that cake is ( or isn’t) included , prior to applying for the post?

I can’t, as given the commuting distance and present airport delays I’d likely be late for every shift

 

[Nod]

I was always late for my weekend shifts. Never seemed to make it in before 09:00 on Monday...