Anyone know a hit man?

A hit man as in "The hit man and her" to get a nice disco vibe going? Or maybe someone like the guys from "Kill List"? Have you seen that picture? Quite frightening...
 
No a real hit man as in i want someone removing. lol well not lol..
 
Ah, I see. Rather than organising a disco you want someone removing. Have you tried "Rightmove"?
 
lol funny just looked on there they have no one either..
 
Maybe you could leave the person outside and if where you/they live is anywhere like where I live someone will steal them. Problem sol-ved.
 
not a hope in that but i am thinking voodoo now... lol ..
 
Not heard of them but they're probably better than Royal Mail.
 
Anything can be arranged, as a wise girl said a while ago; hit me baby one more time.

Seriously though if you need anything just pm me.
 
Terri, if you find someone...please ask them if they do a good deal for a double tap.
 
viv1969 said:
Terri, if you find someone...please ask them if they do a good deal for a double tap.
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I confused by this thread.

It started off as what I thought was the OP wanting recommendations for a good mobile disco and now people seem to be wanting good deals on bathroom fittings.

I know it's me. I'll ask nurse if I've taken the right pills this morning. Actually, I don't normally take pills so maybe taking all those this morning was a mistake?
 
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Now I'm confused, I though it was about a request for "cleaning" services. If its not then I'm out.
 
dejongj said:
Now I'm confused, I though it was about a request for "cleaning" services. If its not then I'm out.
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Do you need cleaning? I had a shower this morning but I haven't been sure about anything since.
 
No I don't need cleaning, I understood the OP required cleaning ;)
 
Do you need a url for the dark web?


Just joking!
 
Come on girls, do it yourself and claim PMT, save wasting loads of money ;)
 
Oi, some of use need to earn a living @Gremlin no respect for artists anymore ;)
 
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dejongj said:
Oi, some of use need to earn a living @Gremlin no respect for artists anymore ;)
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Go for a career change, become a government artist ;) it's legal and you'll get a regular income for doing nothing :D
 
Gremlin said:
Come on girls, do it yourself and claim PMT, save wasting loads of money ;)
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DIY?

So we need a mobile DJ/parcel courier/plumber/bathroom supplier/personal hygienist?

That's quite a skill set and DIY might be beyond most of us.
 
gumbo-67 said:
No a real hit man as in i want someone removing. lol well not lol..
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Is that "removing" in the Al Pacino sense of the word, rather than the Pickford's way?
 
woof woof said:
DIY?

So we need a mobile DJ/parcel courier/plumber/bathroom supplier/personal hygienist?

That's quite a skill set and DIY might be beyond most of us.
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Ok so you have just confirmed my view of the male of the species ............absolutely b****r all use to anyone(y)
 
I have a large freezer, a wood chipper and a chainsaw, and can find a local pig farm.... what do you need ? ;) :lol:
 
Gremlin said:
Ok so you have just confirmed my view of the male of the species ............absolutely b****r all use to anyone(y)
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Oi! I have some uses... I can lift evvy fings!
 
Gremlin said:
Go for a career change, become a government artist ;) it's legal and you'll get a regular income for doing nothing :D
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Two sides of the same coin. They fish in the same pond.
 
The top patio in my garden needs re-laying if you need a landfill spot ;)
 
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