Anybody here conduct an orchestra...?

[oldestswinger]

... if not you should have a go - more fun than you can shake a stick at!

 

[theMusicMan]

Haven't conducted an orchestra, but I have conducted many bands; in concerts and contests all over the UK. I agree, it is great fun.

 

[arclight]

Never understood what the conductor is for. No one in the orchestra seems to be looking at him.

What's the difference between a Radox foot bath and an orchestra conductor.

Radox bucks up the feet.

 

[Boynielaad]

Only ever in my front room, when no-one's looking.

 

[yoby]

Methinks a couple of people didn't spot the (absolutely awful) joke......

thet do say the oldest are always the oldest......

 

[theMusicMan]

Hehe, I spotted it, but wasn't sure if it was serious as well... or not... Hence my reply.

 

[Cobra]

... if not you should have a go - more fun than you can shake a stick at!

What's the difference between a Radox foot bath and an orchestra conductor.

Radox bucks up the feet.

Funnier than the Opening post (sorry )

 

[ChrisMClark]

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?




a bull has the horns at the front and the ******** at the back...the orchestra has horns at the back...

 

[macmike]

What's the difference between an ox and an orchestra? The ox has the horns at the front and the a***hole at the back.

Edit: Chris was faster than me :bonk:

 

[ChrisMClark]

Gets used all the time at work

 

[macmike]

musician's joke hey!