Any w******s In The House?

to be honest if they hit me with all them rules id give them a right mouth full then leave lol
 
jonbeeza said:
What's the sizzle? Only thing I can think that sizzles, is the sausages I cook in the morning [emoji4]
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Llamaman said:
Was previously known as "the snip" but medicine has moved on from cutting to burning.

Still, got to better than leeches.
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jonbeeza said:
Never knew that, sounds painful. Much prefer the snip I think. Besides how can burning be reversed if so desired ? Not that I am going to be need doing lol
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Yup, laser cutting of the Vas deferens rather than slice and tie. all done through a 1cm slot in the nutsack which healed very quickly. No residual pain and no little swimmers! Not intending to have a reversal but a friend did since his new wife and he wanted a child (wife #1 insisted on the sizzle then left him soon after he'd had it - apparently intended leaving him but wanted to cause him as much grief as possible first...). Between the procedure and the first test to se if it had worked, she fell pregnant, so it obviously had!
 
Nod said:
Yup, laser cutting of the Vas deferens rather than slice and tie. all done through a 1cm slot in the nutsack which healed very quickly. No residual pain and no little swimmers! Not intending to have a reversal but a friend did since his new wife and he wanted a child (wife #1 insisted on the sizzle then left him soon after he'd had it - apparently intended leaving him but wanted to cause him as much grief as possible first...). Between the procedure and the first test to se if it had worked, she fell pregnant, so it obviously had!
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Or maybe the original procedure had never worked in the first place... :eek:
 
Well, he passed the test(e)s with the clinic required selfies!!!
 
Nod said:
Yup, laser cutting of the Vas deferens rather than slice and tie. all done through a 1cm slot in the nutsack which healed very quickly. No residual pain and no little swimmers! Not intending to have a reversal but a friend did since his new wife and he wanted a child (wife #1 insisted on the sizzle then left him soon after he'd had it - apparently intended leaving him but wanted to cause him as much grief as possible first...). Between the procedure and the first test to se if it had worked, she fell pregnant, so it obviously had!
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Often wondered, at the point of you know what, do you still get the experience? Also wondered what happens to the sperm, does it just get absorbed into the body :thinking:
 
jonbeeza said:
Often wondered, at the point of you know what, do you still get the experience? Also wondered what happens to the sperm, does it just get absorbed into the body :thinking:
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I was told a few years back that one of the reasons reversal fails in some men is because after a while anti bodies attack the sperm and seeing it as a foreign
body, so it must go somewhere :thinking:
On this subject of steralisation I can never understand why men get it done when it's the female that insists ?
It's no worse for women then men and surely it should be the one that doesn't want kids that should get
it done ?
 
Gremlin said:
I was told a few years back that one of the reasons reversal fails in some men is because after a while anti bodies attack the sperm and seeing it as a foreign
body, so it must go somewhere :thinking:
On this subject of steralisation I can never understand why men get it done when it's the female that insists ?
It's no worse for women then men and surely it should be the one that doesn't want kids that should get
it done ?
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Not sure if I would ever get it done, although a little late in the day now :)
 
jonbeeza said:
Often wondered, at the point of you know what, do you still get the experience? Also wondered what happens to the sperm, does it just get absorbed into the body :thinking:
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Basically the tubes that carry the sperm to the seminal fluid are severed,
Hence the only firing blanks comment,
or indeed being a "Jaffa" (no pips :D )

Gremlin said:
I was told a few years back that one of the reasons reversal fails in some men is because after a while anti bodies attack the sperm and seeing it as a foreign
body,
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Absolutely correct and the sperm is attacked and destroyed. ( in some cases)


Gremlin said:
On this subject of steralisation I can never understand why men get it done when it's the female that insists ?
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I've no idea these days, but certainly in days gone by it was a major op for the woman, and can up set the whole hormonal balance, early menopause etc.
I agree with your thinking though (y)
 
Gremlin said:
On this subject of steralisation I can never understand why men get it done when it's the female that insists ?
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I'm considering having it done and not at my wife's behest.

Gremlin said:
It's no worse for women then men and surely it should be the one that doesn't want kids that should get it done ?
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The male op is a minor one compared to the female one, and who says it's only women who don't want more kids? 2 is quite enough for me!
 
Cobra said:
I've no idea these days, but certainly in days gone by it was a major op for the woman, and can up set the whole hormonal balance, early menopause etc.
I agree with your thinking though (y)
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TBH when I was done a few years ago after my 2nd daughter was born, it was keyhole surgery and no after effects, was stupid enough to travel to Birmingham and back next day, but that was
my fault. :(

Llamaman said:
I'm considering having it done and not at my wife's behest.
The male op is a minor one compared to the female one, and who says it's only women who don't want more kids? 2 is quite enough for me!
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Never said it was only women that didn't want any more kids, I had 2 and that was all I wanted, my choice I had the op and as above it wasn't that major.
If my ex wanted more kids then he still can, just wasn't going to happen with me
 
When I was sizzled about 20 years ago they used a cauterising iron, like a super-hot soldering iron, and I can remember what frying vas smells like still. :p

If you're really desperate to have kids and can't have tubes rejoined then you can 'enjoy' TESE, where the medic goes hunting for wrigglers directly with a needle.
 
Cobra said:
Basically the tubes that carry the sperm to the seminal fluid are severed,
Hence the only firing blanks comment,
or indeed being a "Jaffa" (no pips :D )
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Must be a strange feeling, not seeing anything at the end of the deed :) ..Or maybe it could be a good thing :rolleyes:
 
jonbeeza said:
Must be a strange feeling, not seeing anything at the end of the deed :) ..Or maybe it could be a good thing :rolleyes:
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I think you will find that it is all as it was, minus the wrigglers....
 
Cobra said:
That's exactly what I was getting at ;)
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You can see your sperm? Most people can only see the semen, without the assistance of a microscope.

Get thee to a doctor!
 
Llamaman said:
You can see your sperm?
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I'm not quite where I said that?

But I do have a Crystal ball .......................
so I can see my self coming :thumbs:
 
Thought the the jokers on here would have come up with some good ones, such as which came first Chicken or the Egg, but adapted around sperm and an egg :rolleyes:
 
A few months ago my brother in law told me his doctor said every man over 55 should drink a glass of tomato juice a day to help ward off bowel cancer

I told my wife and every week tomato juice appeared in the fridge

Next time I saw him he'd been again

This time his doctor had asked him how his sex life was

Er fine, why

Well it's thought that as men age not using things is bad, less sex means more testosterone in the body which may lead to problems

Hmm , I mentioned this fact to my wife

She replied, you'll be fine, just have a w*** while you're drinking your tomato juice

Shame I'm too old,too,fat and too stupid to get paid for it
 
Regular ejaculations help protect against prostate cancer, possibly by clearing out 'stale' seminal fluid & bacteria. A decade ago prostate 'massage' was being recommended for older men who were not sexually active. :p
 
Ah so thats why so many people were sitting around with their thumb up their arse :D
 
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