Another one of my jokes. (This is one isnt that bad)

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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.' And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile before I get back.'

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?' The Italian replies, 'I no hava broom. You saida to the Chinese afella that he a wasa in acharge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda fine him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you. I thought I told you to shovel this pile of sand. ' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese lad in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either.'


The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... ...


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'SUPPLIES!!'
 
Good one, always good to start a day with a laugh :lol::lol::lol:
 
old!:thumbsdown:

a good comedian has original jokes!
 
Could somebody please please please confiscate the new thread button from Matts account :bat:








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Could somebody please please please confiscate the new thread button from Matts account :bat:
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Good plan Mr G but I can just see him spamming (more than usual" :D) other peoples threads.............
The best bet is to take that 1969 Beano joke book off him :thumbs:
 
Anyone else thinking the Scotsman's got a Geordie accent?
 
Said the Englishman to the boastful Scot: ‘Take away your mountains, glens and lochs, and what have you got?’












‘England,’ replied the Scot. :lol: :razz:
 
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How about..
The Scotsman replies, 'awa n ****, a cudna find masel a spad. Ye went n left thon glaikit lad in charge o sortin oot oor *****, bt a couldna find the **** either.'
 
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. " Thank goodness I've met somebody," he cried. " I've been lost for a week."
" Is there a reward out for you ? " asked the Scotsman.
" No." said the American.
" Then you're still lost."
 
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