And there is no such a thing as a stupid question right?

Surely the 'How am I sure I'm the real mom of my kid?' deserves some kind of stupidity award, closely followed by 'Is the Hunger Games based on a true story?'

Just glad that most of them are 'Resolved' questions, happy someone has put them out of their settled their minds for them.
 
Anyone want to by a genuine Jesus autograph? I can make sure it's personalised too!
 
Nod said:
Anyone want to by a genuine Jesus autograph? I can make sure it's personalised too!
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I think we can "cross" that one off don't you? :p
 
I've got some of the screws used in that construction too!!!
 
........and I thought there were some right thick c*&%* on here!!
 
THE MIND TOTALLY BOGGLES ,ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE THIS THICK OUT THERE :rolleyes:
 
That ice cube one .....................................oooh I've had the same problem :(
 
SarahLee said:
:puke: Why did I read that while I was eating?


On a positive note, those actually make the average TP member look completely sane.
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That's only the ONE! ;)
 
Scab sausage!
 
Cobra said:
This has to be the best one.
Although to be fair there are others nearly as stupid,
I mean enquiring.

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Strangely, I think I know what this questioner means, but perhaps they didn't word it very well.

If I cook something in my microwave for a minute, I type in 60 and then press start, if I want something to cook for 80 seconds I tap in 80 and then press start, if I want something to cook for 2 minutes, logically I would think by the same process that I would type in 120, to get 120 seconds, but my microwave thinks that I mean 80 seconds. To get 2 minutes, I have to enter 200!!

My conventional oven tries to play the same trick on me. I've done this a couple of times (admittedly, whilst rushing around doing other things), if I want to cook something for an hour and 45 minutes, in my head I quickly add 60 to 45 to get 105 minutes, I spin the knob on the oven until the timer display reads 1:05 and then go off and do something else, when I come back and see that my evening meal isn't done, it takes me a little while to work out that I've only cooked it for 65 minutes and not 105 minutes.

Perhaps we need to convert to decimal time, or, maybe I'm just thick :D
 
:thinking: you've got a weird microwave!

Mine will only accept up to 59 seconds.
i.e. if I want one minute I have to enter 1:00 (1 minute 0 seconds)
If I try to enter 60 seconds, it just beeps at me until I enter a third digit to make it 6 minutes and something or clear it and start again.

No idea how the timer on the oven works I've never used it.
 
ChrisHeathcote said:
My life has been ruined, I'm never eating black pudding again:(
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yeah , odd girl :puke:

I can't help wondering if its made up however, as its doubtful that anyone that strange would have a boyfreind in the first place
 
Nick65 said:
Strangely, I think I know what this questioner means, but perhaps they didn't word it very well.
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OK so I'll also admit that it worried me slightly,
that I could see where she was coming from.
It worried me because I seem to understand female logic.
Time for a lie down in my padded cell again :D
 
Cg_Girl said:
Well you married! :D :p
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yeah but I don't belive that i'm a vampire , or spend evenings sucking on a frozen tampax.

Admittedly a lot of men have reasonably low standards especially if she's not bad looking, but "is not total head case" is generally a pretty core criteria
 
Cobra said:
OK so I'll also admit that it worried me slightly,
that I could see where she was coming from.
It worried me because I seem to understand female logic.
Time for a lie down in my padded cell again :D
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You getting in tune with your female side again Chris. You'll be wearing stockings and suspenders next :D :p
 
SarahLee said:
:LOL: Our previous microwave didn't even have a digital keypad. There was one of those twisty dial things to set the time!
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Mine still does.
If it ain't broke...don't fix it!
 
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