And the award for THE worst tasting food goes to

Marmite is LOVELY mmmmmmm :love:

.......but as for beetroot :gag:

Heather
 
For me, marmite should be banned, worst thing known to man. I am sure there are other things, but marmite is all I can think of.makes me want to puke.
 
kelack said:
Hmmm yum, pickled egg in a packet of ready salted crisps with a nice cold pint. Best bar snack ever :lol:
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nom-nom-nom.... :)


Davec223 said:
For me, marmite should be banned, worst thing known to man. I am sure there are other things, but marmite is all I can think of.makes me want to puke.
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Champagne Marmite and the one made with Pedigree beer... amazing
 
Pickled eggs, Marmite = Satan and his wife:razz:
 
Mushrooms. Virtually the only thing I won't eat. The smell of them cooking is the same as taking a condom out of its wrapper :yuck:
 
TriggerHappy said:
Mushrooms. Virtually the only thing I won't eat. The smell of them cooking is the same as taking a condom out of its wrapper :yuck:
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You cook Mushrooms :lol: Whilst at the Fruit market every day to load up I always have a nibble on a few Mushrooms about 5.30 when I feel hungry, along with another 20 different fruit and veggies :D Considering what I do get through every morning I still cannot figure out why I feel unhealthy :shrug:
 
My grandmothers Brussels Sprouts....
 
Marmite is evil stuff...the scrapings from a dead tramp's underpants. How anyone can enjoy it is beyond me. Same with camembert cheese....smells like vomit to me. :(
 
Tried mushy peas once, they taste even worse than they look and that's saying something

Another evil snack is soused herring, better name would be chavs sushi
 
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Mushy peas are tasty with chish n fips :love:
 
Turkish Delight :gag: it's the ONLY thing covered in chocolate that is safe from me in our house.
 
Ruffy said:
Them horrible little green thing you find in every McDonalds burgers, can't even bring myself too say it......YUK !!!!!!!
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Thats the only bit of a McDonalds I can eat!

Maccy D's :puke:
 
About the only thing I cannot eat, my late father adored ... tripe. Oh is there a more disgusting flavour ever to be found?
 
When I was a kid there were sweets that tasted of ear wax!

Marmite I like. Pickled eggs too but they don't like me! When we kept ducks I used to hard boil a few of their eggs and pickle in vinegar. Lovely!
 
Just realised nobody has mentioned the most vile creation known to the human race

Pot Noodle
 
nope, won't be a patch on the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten...

Linda McCartney Pies.... tastes like salty brown vomit, and the pastry is a weird combo of sliminess and dry.

I'll NEVER be having one of those again! :puke:
 
tijuana taxi said:
Just realised nobody has mentioned the most vile creation known to the human race

Pot Noodle
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Love pot noodles
 
When I was a kid there were sweets that tasted of ear wax!

How would you know that unless you have eaten your own ear wax:gag:

or even worse someone else's ear wax:D
 
forgot one.....Quorn Mince!!! bejesus that stuff resembles nothing like mince. It just turns into a goo. Gross.
 
pepi1967 said:
When I was a kid there were sweets that tasted of ear wax!

How would you know that unless you have eaten your own ear wax:gag:

or even worse someone else's ear wax:D
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You've never stuck a finger in your ear and then licked it, by chance or deliberate?! :suspect:
 
antihero said:
forgot one.....Quorn Mince!!! bejesus that stuff resembles nothing like mince. It just turns into a goo. Gross.
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On that one.... I have 2 issues....

1.) Quorn is "meat" for veggies, so why do they have to make it look like meat??? :shrug:

2.) When I was 18 (1991) had a bbq / party to "celibrate" the occasion. Now don't get me wrong and I am sure veggie sausages have improved in the last 21 years, but would these bu**ers cook on the BBQ?

Not until I stabbed "meaty" sausages all over them, and they browned up nicely?

Anaemic veggy : "These are the best veggie sausages I have ever tasted?"
Me: " Yeah, it's all down to the 'chef!'"

Guilty? Technically - yes. Morally. No.
 
What ever happened to those little bags of biscuits with cheese and pickled onions that the pubs used to sell?
 
Chicken feet, while not tasting that bad, I just can't get past the fact you're sucking on a chicken's foot.

Stinky tofu, and stir fried fish intestines aren't great either..
 
pot noodle = devils pi*s. The most pointless food ever invented:gag:
 
tijuana taxi said:
Just realised nobody has mentioned the most vile creation known to the human race

Pot Noodle
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Heathen.

Chicken & Mushroom with some chopped green chills and lashings of Encona Hot Pepper sauce..... lush :)

Mind you, in Sainsburys you can get these This curry pot noodle things, with really thin noodles..... they're beautiful and again, with some fresh chills and sauce are top :)
 
BethAtTheHug said:
You've never stuck a finger in your ear and then licked it, by chance or deliberate?! :suspect:
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How the **** can you "accidentally" eat ear wax?

(its not that bad BTW :D)

The worse food?
Pasta! WTF is that all about Eh?

:p
 
curry- baked beans and brussel sprouts all at the same time. May not be a good mixture but its a sure fire way to find out where your backside it.

Bazza
 
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