The above taken from an interview with Alistair Campbell on promoting Whisky sales abroad, just for clarity's sake.
Scotland has a huge problem with alcoholism, we're fighting it, the SNP are doing more than most to fight it, what's amusing about that?
Spin, wiggle, spin... that's all I see. We are back at the old "do no wrong". Imagine Cameron said that? I can certainly imagine. The context is irrelevant. The insult is clear and also slanderous to the majority including me, my family and friends.
So what is Salmond suggesting now? Westminster is holding Scotland back because a nation of drunks could do a much better job?
Last night I started watching an SNP conference he held in Aberdeen recently because I do like to keep an open mind. I don't think I even got halfway. It's was just grandiloquence to a patronising level - lots of rhetoric (I'm starting to loathe this word) with very little to back up his promises of "we will do this" and "we will do that" but nothing to back it up.
I would like to hear things like "we will create an extra 9,000 jobs in Scotland because we have promised contracts from major international companies including X, Y and Z who will build new manufacturing plants here and there" etc.
But that's not what you hear. Instead you get: "we will create thousands of jobs in Scotland"..... roar, applause, clapping, bagpipes.
It was almost as annoying as the ridiculous "belly yeahs" of Westminster during PM questions - but at least they are constantly having to come up with statistics and facts on the spot (obviously pre-prepared), which can be challenged by the opposition as to their authenticity.
I recently heard and I am now actually experiencing myself that English companies are demanding future contracts to be paid for in Sterling. Clearly they have no faith in the future currency of Scotland and its value. But if this demand become commonplace before the vote for Independence and Scotland is forced to have its own currency and it's valued less than the current UK Sterling - then you are going to have a very, very big problem on your hands because all these Scottish companies will have to make up the difference due to contractual obligations. I can see something like that bankrupting the country, if it's not already in such a financial position.