An Englishman walks into a bar...

hahahaha very amusing.

I See Lancaster is still in post, now thats not so funny.
 
Is this the third or fourth time this has been posted? Crops up (with different protagonists) at every major tournament in many different sports.
 
Is this the third or fourth time this has been posted? Crops up (with different protagonists) at every major tournament in many different sports.

its the first time for me and thats all that matters.. :woot:

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Is this the third or fourth time this has been posted? Crops up (with different protagonists) at every major tournament in many different sports.

Not including Scotland usually :lol:
 
Is this the third or fourth time this has been posted? Crops up (with different protagonists) at every major tournament in many different sports.


...and was already in the meme thread and the joke thread yesterday...:rolleyes:
 
AND - as passed to me today by a friend [ I've not dared ask where he got it from :P ]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
 
... there is usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.


:banana::exit::coat:

He's now been joined by the scot, the welsh , and the irish men ... but they can't get served because the aussie barmen are too busy watching the semi finals
 
English man walks into a bar and there are no Scottish people there anymore, because the bar is in Edinburgh and all the jocks are working in England :)
 
English man walks into a bar and there are no Scottish people there anymore, because the bar is in Edinburgh and all the jocks are working in England :)


Working? They seem to be either retired or begging down here.
 
Not as bitter as some Scots seem to be.
 
And it's a very very nice beer too :D

Bitter and Twisted I meant :D
 
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Buckfast is 'orrible though! (And the abbey is known locally as Fast Buck...)
 
Heh, I can understand the Scot's dismay - the match didn't end very well for them.

The reaction to this by some English fans however, is far more interesting. :)
 
Its easy to blame the ref, he may have made a mistake, but the he is a joke and should be publicly shot etc etc is a bit far. How many mistakes did the players make, thats right s*** loads.

Lesson to England and Scotland, catch the ball. :)
 
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