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... there is usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.
and help to keep the site free for all
An Englishman walks into a bar...
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AND - as passed to me today by a friend [ I've not dared ask where he got it from 
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
]An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
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... there is usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.
He's now been joined by the scot, the welsh , and the irish men ... but they can't get served because the aussie barmen are too busy watching the semi finals
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FTFY...and was already in the meme thread and the joke thread twice yesterday...
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English man walks into a bar and there are no Scottish people there anymore, because the bar is in Edinburgh and all the jocks are working in England
Working? They seem to be either retired or begging down here.
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Yes, but that has a name less relevant to the thread topic.PFF.
Buckfast or go home.
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And it's a very very nice beer too 
Bitter and Twisted I meant
Bitter and Twisted I meant
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[URL=https://www.talkphotography.co.uk/gallery/photos/a1.11921/]
a1 by mex on Talk Photography[/URL]
a1 by mex on Talk Photography[/URL]Its easy to blame the ref, he may have made a mistake, but the he is a joke and should be publicly shot etc etc is a bit far. How many mistakes did the players make, thats right s*** loads.
Lesson to England and Scotland, catch the ball.
Lesson to England and Scotland, catch the ball.
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1a1 by mex on Talk Photography[/URL]
One from the Southern hemisphere supporters.
1a1 by mex on Talk Photography[/URL]One from the Southern hemisphere supporters.