American atempts a Geordie accent

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This will make the Geordies out there cringe, a bit like dick van dyke's cockney accent in Mary Poppins this is so bad its good.



edit: just noticed that Mr van dykes forename is a victim of the swear filter :)
 
That is funny. It is just so confused - I found elements of Irish, Welsh and how English comedians think someone from Sweden would sound when speaking English.

Dave
 
Unfortunately it was a necessary "evil" as far too many people were calling each other penis heads ;)
 
Sounds more Jamaican than Georgie?!
 
Definitely not Geordie, I understood every word :D
 
stormcrow said:
Your just like Siri on my new iPad she's definitely struggling to understand anything I say :)
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OK I give in, who the hell is Siri?
And why does she need an eye patch / pad?
 
Ah fairynuff, I don't own such a thing, so I had no idea.
I suppose that voice recognition may well be an issue ;)
Can you not learn to drool your words? :D
 
stormcrow said:
Think I need the services of an American voice coach :)
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The guy, in the video, in the opening post, maybe a good place to start.
What do you think? :D
 
Cringeworthy and truly painful to listen too !



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stormcrow said:
First time I've seen that it's brilliant and uncannily like my experience of trying to get Siri to set my alarm for eight o'clock I gave up in the end and set it for 7:45 :)
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It's a good one (y)
 
Cobra said:
Unfortunately it was a necessary "evil" as far too many people were calling each other penis heads ;)
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What about u8myufo,he is a


**Exactly Ade :p**
 
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Cobra said:
Unfortunately it was a necessary "evil" as far too many people were calling each other penis heads ;)
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Even if they were its not really swearing is it. Is it? Will words such as git, sod, swine, numpty, cretin be banned next? We're grown ups, we can take the sight of richard head ok, we will not be offended.
Even the younger members have probably seen and use that word as well.

Besides richardhead is so much easier to write than malodorous buffoon.
 
The admin have control of the swear filter,
and to some people, some words more offensive than others.
Other words tend to get added when people use them directly to target another person.

TBH We all have our limits, as to what we would or would not say in a public place.
 
Cobra said:
Unfortunately it was a necessary "evil" as far too many people were calling each other penis heads ;)
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What Richard ? i dunno what the thus is about
 
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stormcrow said:
This will make the Geordies out there cringe
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I'm a Londoner and that's painful.

It's all about how your ears are tuned, I think. I remember many years ago I was visiting Washington DC (for a kite-flying festival as it happens) and got into conversation with a guy from Georgia (US) and another who was visiting from Belfast. They Georgia fellow honestly could not detect any difference between our accents despite Belfast man having a quite broad (from my point of view) accent.

Doubtless my impression of a New York accent stunk to him :)
 
Richard Cranium could be an alternative.
 
Cobra said:
Yes we all know how to beat the swear filter Moose, it was part of the entrance exam :p
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it is a silly situation when you can say arse and b****r , but you can't say the D word even though that has other non profane connotations, unlike the other two
 
Cobra said:
The admin have control of the swear filter,
and to some people, some words more offensive than others.
Other words tend to get added when people use them directly to target another person.
TBH We all have our limits, as to what we would or would not say in a public place.
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big soft moose said:
it is a silly situation when you can say arse and b****r , but you can't say the D word even though that has other non profane connotations, unlike the other two
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As per my post #22. I don't make the rules I just abide by them.
 
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