Always wear underwear!!

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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Yorkshire post comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Tesco only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
 
Matt Sayle said:
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Yorkshire post comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Tesco only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Keep it up :lol:
 
Hehehehe! I actually physically laughed out loud at that one. That was funny. Although a tiny part of me can't help thinking it might be a bit of an urban internet myth, but it's a good one!:lol:
 
It might well be as I've heard 3 different versions of it! I'm sure after the first time all RAC men would have been warned to wear underwear, or maybe they do it on purpose :lol:
 
Very good! :lol:
 
Ian D J said:
Hehehehe! I actually physically laughed out loud at that one. That was funny. Although a tiny part of me can't help thinking it might be a bit of an urban internet myth, but it's a good one!:lol:
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WELL older than the internet - in fact, it's probably older than Matt!
 
I would like to say I have missed your jokes matt, however my mother always told me not to lie:D

Do like this one though:thumbs:
 
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