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why am i always the last to find these things out...
Don't know dear but now your got a rat and a little snake too
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well if you didn't notice at the time
still you'll have a little member to remember him by
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Don't know dear but now your got a rat and a little snake too
just so its not a rat snake
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Shush, I'm supposed to be big and scary remember
big yes , but you're about as scary as a care bear ... sorry
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Don't know dear but now your got a rat and a little snake too
God help me!
well if you didn't notice at the time
still you'll have a little member to remember him by
just so its not a rat snake
Arghhhhh
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I'll show you scary, I'll bring my mask to the table
all you've got is a couple of little horns 
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b****r! I missed it
I was probably sleepingThat quick, not like you to do anything fast
Seems like you were sleeping too
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I was probably sleeping
Seems like you were sleeping too
it would seem these lot are either out to cause trouble Or we are bloody clever whilst we sleep
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it would seem these lot are either out to cause trouble Or we are bloody clever whilst we sleep
Maybe you'll get multi quotes right when your sleeping sweetie
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Seems like you were sleeping too
chris prefer to get women while they're asleep - it saves money on roofies and duct tape
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Maybe you'll get multi quotes right when your sleeping sweetie
What a good point!
I shall try it tonight and let you know
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What a good point!
I shall try it tonight and let you know
Playing with electronic devises while in bed
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ok till the batteries run out
That's when you need a real man.
To change the batteries for you, I mean, obviously
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Since this is clearly a banter thread and I'm unlkikely to offend anyone by indulging here, might I share something I spotted while waiting in the golf shop earlier...
http://en.golfandcompany.com/product/cart-bags/cobra-golf/sport-cart-bag/cbra1005-pnk.html
Chris's first word would explain the other 3... (and why the pregnancy's unlikely to be his fault!!!)
http://en.golfandcompany.com/product/cart-bags/cobra-golf/sport-cart-bag/cbra1005-pnk.html
Bloody hell you got her pregnant already
and no I don't want to be a god parent
b****r! I missed it
Chris's first word would explain the other 3... (and why the pregnancy's unlikely to be his fault!!!)
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Whats the expression? so damned good that we can do it in our sleepit would seem these lot are either out to cause trouble Or we are bloody clever whilst we sleep
Absolutely, but how do you think I get them to sleep first? Huh?
ok till the batteries run out
Very kind,, but I hate the game so useless for me
Absolutely Nod absolutely
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You'd better believe it
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Absolutely, but how do you think I get them to sleep first? Huh?
I figured you bored them to it
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We were discussing your pussy earlier remember that one
I figured you bored them to it
Does it matter?
As long as it gets the job done
But actually more like Kaa from the jungle book
Twuthed in meee
Twuthed in Meeeeeeeeeeeee
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We were discussing your pussy earlier remember that one
Indeed we did!
And Chris.. your comment bout being so damn good.. yep i'm with you there, i just refuse to entertain even trying to MQ that lot
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I think you'll find Chris has been doing it with you in his sleep for quite some time
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I think you'll find Chris has been doing it with you in his sleep for quite some time
I doubt that somehow!
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They had to ban him from sleeping in the staffroom as all the ... ahem... tossing and turning ....was traumatising the hamster
of course all the moaning of "oh god yes T, more T" could have been a simple demand that yv put the kettle on
of course all the moaning of "oh god yes T, more T" could have been a simple demand that yv put the kettle on
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I knew you would agree
Coward LOL
it might have been Pete,of course all the moaning of "oh god yes T, more T" could have been a simple demand that yv put the kettle on
Save for the fact I don't like tea
So, there are only 2 people that know the real truth,
and far from it for me to say who the other one is
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inflatable *Issa, your plastic pal is not actually a person chris , sorry to have to break that to you
(in red dwarf the line is inflatable Ingrid - but I could see that getting me into trouble with gremlin)
(in red dwarf the line is inflatable Ingrid - but I could see that getting me into trouble with gremlin)
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I think that would get you into no end of trouble, so yes,
best not mention it Eh?
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yeah . good that I didn't say anythi....... b****r
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no - there have been many attempts to get me into bed though
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/\ I think thats what you meant to say T