Actual Names

[Chuckurbarla]

Chris Chesher.

I knew a guy with the surname of Penistone. DVLA use the first five letters of your name and then your birthdate (mixed up) to make up your driver number for your licence. He used to dread being stopped by the rozzers.

 

[brummie]

Mike Simpson.

Yes, its really simpson :nono:

i work with a Mark Simpson and he looks just like Barry from chucklevision.
Even his mannerisms.

Anyway i'm Steve but y'all can call be Steve for short

 

[Steep]

Hi there my name is Hugh, I'll be your mugger for this evening!

 

[Venomator]

I'll answer to most anything ... as long as it's prefixed with GREEN ...


Now there's a clue and a half ...















Ven ...

 

[Marcel]

Hi there my name is Hugh, I'll be your mugger for this evening!

 

[Jonnyreb]

I'll answer to most anything ... as long as it's prefixed with GREEN ...


Now there's a clue and a half ...















Ven ...

Snot?

 

[h.r.ford]

*edit* I'm not as funny as I thought.

 

[PaulBoy]

*edit* I'm not as funny as I thought.

Wayne - Paul

 

[Wyvern971]

George Sutton or Kanami Kagotani (depending on which passport)

 

[Arkady]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

 

[Marcel]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

I'd go and see the doctor about that one, sounds infected.

 

[Jonnyreb]

I'd go and see the doctor about that one, sounds infected.

lol - and there was me wanting to associate Arkady with Renko.

 

[Dark Star]

I'm John Murray - that sounds sooooooooooo boring!!!!

No wonder I chose Dark Star!!!

 

[Witch]

My first names are Robyn Elisabeth. My parents inflicted on me a life of having to send things back because they were spelt wrong. (The registration document for my first car went back twice, and my provisional driving license once...even then they put a Z in Elisabeth when they sent me my full one so that had to go back too! After 17 years I finally have the DVLA trained!)

 

[hypnotic]

Vladimir Ilyitch Uliyanov

Cannot even spell his own name now!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov :shake:


Mines Kev by the way

 

[Keltic Ice Man]

Allan

always sign my name K.Allan what does the K stand for loads of folks ask...

they soon stop asking when I tell them Killer

 

[Sharkey]

Sharkey Ward

 

[Shorn]

David Rastall
nick name down the pit was Rusty or Rastus
Name on driving license is RASTA very apt up until last month as I had very long dreadlocks (washed everyday)
hence the nick Shorn

 

[ppp]

My real name is Andrew Boon, you can call me Drew or Boon or Andy or ...... well you get the point

 

[spencer]

Mine is "Spencer White" Hello

 

[Woodsy]

Woodsy2k AKA Jonathan Woods

 

[Marcel]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us

 

[Wile E. coyote]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us

LOL

Mines Lee Foster, don't ask where Wile E coyote came from :shrug:

 

[Woodsy]

Nice try Les, you don't fool us

Rofl! Ok you rumbled me!

Might change my pic back, need to think of a new forum name

And no, not "Roy Walker"

 

[digitalfailure]

[scottish accent] The names failure......digital failure[/scottish accent]

 

[Woodsy]

Hi I'm Bob, and I'm addicted to fake tan.




*Claps* Hi Bob

 

[Joe T]

/groan!

 

[paulc]

Paul Chong......Chong means Rivermouth in malaysia...good job we dont come from there!

 

[Woodsy]

/groan!

What you so happy about Joe?

 

[Joe T]

What you so happy about Joe?

Never you mind

 

[Arkady]

Cannot even spell his own name now!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov :shake:


Mines Kev by the way

Actually it's a Transliteration from Cyrillic, so I can spell it any way I like...
so there...:razz:

 

[Waterworx]

This shows how boring my family and I are-


Alan John Edwards, most of the time....



occasionally Wally The Walrus.....



but at the weekends you can call Edna, but you gotta pay up front


Al