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Ok I checked on snopes to be sure and this is a poem made up completely of President George W. Bush's wonderful statements.

God he's a genious.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
 
LOL Sounds about right too. :lol:

He's a bit of a :cuckoo:
 
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
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:lol: Bit worrying that comment, in what context is he talking exactly :lol:
 
Funny thing that one quote out of them all can not seem to be attributed to any one speech. Although many news agencies have said he said it noone can seem to give the speech it was said at. So, of all of them it is the least likely to actually have come from his mouth. Check out the snopes section on G. W.
 
mrgubby said:
I might have to use that as my siggy on forums :clap:
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That's what I was thinking. It will become a classic!!

I like John Culshaws parody where he starts; "Good evening Ladies and Gentians" :lol:
 
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