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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.















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Enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back and bit the **** out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you. :D
 
Ha ha ha. So true!!
 
A donkey and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The donkey falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the donkey, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and donkey were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the donkey to go and get some help from the farmer.

The donkey said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
 
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Good on the Donkeys!!

Viva la revolucion!
 
A donkey and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The donkey falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the donkey, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and donkey were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the donkey to go and get some help from the farmer.

The donkey said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.


I like that one! :lol::D
 
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