A sales rep is driving down the road when he sees a sign out side a pub " make my donkey laugh and I will give you £10000." The rep decides to give it a go so he pulls into the pub and goes in. "Pint of lager landlord please, and what this deal with making the donkey laugh?"
" Well" goes the landlord " It like this he is the most miserable ass on this planet, I am feed up with it he just stands there with a long face making all the punters miserable, so I thought if I could get him to laugh just once he might be better."
"OK" says the rep " I will give it a go" He goes out to the donkey and whispers in the donkeys ear and the donkey starts laughing. The rep goes back into the pub and drinks his pint. The landlord is over the moon and gives the rep the 10k and the rep leaves.
A couple of weeks later the rep is driving past the same pub and there is a sign outside the pub " Shut my Donkey up and I will give you £20000." So the Rep goes into the pub and says to the landlord "Whats wrong, only 2 weeks ago you paid me 10K to make him laugh now you will pay me £20k to shut him up?"
Landlord says " Yeap thats right he hasn't stopped laughing for 2 weeks, it is driving me insane and the punters will not come in because of the noise."
"Right then give me 2 mins, and I will shut him up"
Out goes the Rep and whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey looks at him still laughing, as the rep stands up straight again the donkey just stops laughing.
As the rep goes back into the bar the landlord gives him the 20k and asks " just out of curiosity, how did you make him laugh and how did you shut him up?"
"easy" Says the rep, " To make him laugh I just told him I was better hung than him, and to shut him up I showed him."
