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A Husband Letter
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining
room table:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't
be upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home
until sometime tomorrow."
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining
room table:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't
be upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home
until sometime tomorrow."
