A few jokes.

[praxis]

what did the goldfish say when he bumped into a wall?


























































damn


Never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties.

Its not big and its not clever.


what do you call a 3 legged donkey ?

wonkey


I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my house. I didn't know what to make of it.



I just splashed out and bought the wife a new bag and belt for Valentines Day

Didn't really need to, the old Hoover was working perfectly.

 

[Ratty]

Oh dear... the goldfish one actually got a :bang:



An Irishman, a Scotsman & an Englishman walk into a bar.

The barman says: "Don't start any funny stuff"



A blindman walks into a bar.

 

[Woodsy]

sorry, but :groan:

 

[surrealillusions]

An Irishman, a Scotsman & an Englishman walk into a bar.

The barman says: "Is this some sort of joke?"

That dwarf joke was funny though...wrong but funny