A father sits down to dinner with the family

[wack61]

So one day a guy tries something different for tea with his family. He decides on deer.
As the family are all sat round the table enjoying the deer dad said to his kids 'can you guess what kind of meat we are eating?'
The kids have no idea and ask for a clue
so dad says 'well I'll give you a clue ,
the meat is what mummy sometimes calls daddy'
One of the kids sounds alarmed and shouts
'dont eat it , its an arse hole'

 

[Galaxy66]

I enjoy a good laugh and this one had both me and Mrs G in stitches

 

[KayJay]

Ha ha. Classic.

 

[inaneredstripe]

can you imagine it the other way round.?
"were eating mutton? dressed as lamb"

 

[Wail]

On that note ...

Why is it that women never get haemorrhoids?

 

[inaneredstripe]

oh yes they do. ask pregnant women.

 

[Wail]

No they don't ... take my word for it ... women never get them!

Now, try and figure out why!

It's an amazing bit of fact that many seem to overlook

 

[ChrisMClark]

No they don't ... take my word for it ... women never get them!

Now, try and figure out why!

It's an amazing bit of fact that many seem to overlook

Because they're enough of a pain in the ass already?

 

[Wail]

Close, but no .. there is a fact to this , at least a fact in my books

 

[ChrisMClark]

Well go on then, I'm curious now!

 

[Wail]

You know what curiosity did to the cat

Come on, surely someone knows this?


No religious folks here?

 

[dekeyboy]

A friend offered me 8 legs of venison for 100 pounds, so i told him it was 2 deer.

 

[ChrisMClark]

No religious folks here?

Nope not here!

Come on you git, tell me!

 

[Wail]

OK!

When God created woman, He created the perfect ********! (Ay Arr Ess Eee-hole)

 

[ChrisMClark]

LMAO, brilliant. I am wondering why arse is allowed but ******** isn't? Silly swearfilter!

 

[Wail]

I guess that balances the arse holes now, one for man and one for woman!