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A little story
A friend and I go down the pub most fridays, nothing unusual I hear you say
and you would be right so for..........
We generally go to the same pub, ( I shall call it "A" ) and have done for a few years now, out of town in a small village
the land lord never shouts "time" if there are enough people in there
( yep we have had one or two VERY late nights or should that be early mornings.:D but midnight usually "does it" for us now anyway,
we are getting to old for this )

Last Friday pub "A" was packed beyond capacity so we decided to try one (Pub "B")
that we had passed along the way in the previous village, It looks inviting but never "really bothered"
Because as said before
1) the land lord never "shouts time"
2)and the barmaid has a nice ass and usually wears thigh-length boots:naughty:

Now whilst we were there at pub "B" the land landlady, not un-attractive, herself,
bought around chips for everyone, It seems this is a regular Friday night occurance :thumbs:
but the land lord did "whisper time" and politely asked us to leave before midnight,
not an usreasonable request I thought, maybe he does have a lock-in I don't know,
but as he hadn't seen us before maybe he was just being cautious..
( he had no way of knowing the guy I was with was actually :police: :D(seriously))

Now basically the dilemma
On Friday do we
1) go for a late session, and letch at the bar maid with the boots and nice ass?
or
2) get free chips and possibley asked to leave by midnight :shrug:
"scenery" or chips :shrug:
What would you guys do?
 
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If you can get the barmaid who wears the thigh boots to serve chips I'll see you in there about 7.30 Friday :naughty:
 
Ask the nice ass and thigh high boots (sorry, respectable lady who serves beverages, bar snacks and collects glasses) for a portion...............














Of chips.
 
Beer and Chips?
Beer and totty (with no offence meant to the booted lady) and buy crisps after a few pints?

I can see your dilemma.

Try the chips - maybe the reason Pub 'A' is packed is because of the boots
 
beardboy said:
I forgot to say in my first reply....
....this thread is worthless without pics! :)
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Hope that helps :shrug: :D
 
beardboy said:
....this thread is worthless without pics! :)
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If anyone posts a photo of a plate of chips there will be nowhere on this earth that you can hide from me :bat:
 
Damn you Cobra for posting while I typed :lol:
 
beardboy said:
Chips and then onto some Scenery :)
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Now that sounds like a plan
time to get to pub "A" after the chips have been served I like your thinking :thumbs:
Thanks for all the other "thoughts" as well :thumbs:
 
Well I'd vote for the thighboots sorry I mean pub B!
 
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1) go for a late session, and letch at the bar maid with the boots and nice ass?
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after all its ok to buy chips but to pay for ..........


:nono:








:lol:
 
My local was taken over about a year ago, the new owner started new bar staff, one was a girl of about 25 with (.)(.) who doesn't mind waving them in your face when she reaches up to the shelf above the bar.

Takings have increased considerably:D

Scenery every time :naughty:
 
Whichever pub sells the best beers or keeps them best.
 
boots everytime - i have been slapped over the back of the head by the wife for haveing gander that lasted so long it was deemed stalking!
 
Boot all day long. Should not even have to ask. I think that you should post the names and locations of said pubs though. Then in a few weeks you will have a more considered vote from members.
 
Nod said:
Whichever pub sells the best beers or keeps them best.
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Simmotino said:
Exactly what I was thinking as I was reading the thread :thumbs:
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Now thats just being silly :D

wack61 said:
My local was taken over about a year ago, the new owner started new bar staff, one was a girl of about 25 with (.)(.) who doesn't mind waving them in your face when she reaches up to the shelf above the bar.

Takings have increased considerably:D

Scenery every time :naughty:
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There's a man with a business ( or something else on his :D) mind :thumbs:

33L said:
boots everytime - i have been slapped over the back of the head by the wife for haveing gander that lasted so long it was deemed stalking!
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MG TF 135 said:
Boot all day long. Should not even have to ask. I think that you should post the names and locations of said pubs though. Then in a few weeks you will have a more considered vote from members.
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Boots seem to be winning at the moment :thumbs:
 
Buy pub B's 'not un-attractive' landlady a pair of boots then gag her husband so he can't call time... :shrug:
 
Flashman said:
Buy pub B's 'not un-attractive' landlady a pair of boots then gag her husband so he can't call time... :shrug:
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And Flashy has a very sensible solution :thumbs: :lol:

Uneducated_Rick said:
have a couple in each every Friday, or alternate on different weeks
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Yep could do that

Kerioak said:
Whichever pub your other half prefers should be your choice
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Ah but you missed the point, this is a lads night out, the Mrs
( plural) stay at home and watch "girly" DVD's :D
 
Kerioak said:
I did not actually say she should go with you have you put the same question to her/them ? :D
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I /we might be a bit crazy but we're not suicidal :lol:
 
sawman said:
Stay home & chat on TPF.
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I do that most eveings :thumbs: its nice to get out for a plate of chips or abit of scenery now and again though Charlie :D
 
Chris I think you need to organise a TP pub crawl!
 
King of Groove said:
Chris I think you need to organise a TP pub crawl!
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Not a problem Clive :thumbs:

whitewash said:
pussy and chips would be where its at,maybe get barmaid from pub A to move to pub B
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Sounds like a plan but unfortunately pub A barmaid is pub A landlords daughter so I doubt she would work for the opposition (unfortunately) :(
 
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