A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

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b****r.............
I've forgotten what it was .........:(
 
Sit down, have a cup of tea and think back over your movements since you last saw it :p













Serious for a mo though on the subject of age, fab watch on BBC iPlayer is the Sir Terry Pratchett Dimbleby lecture - whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment, he presents a lucid, humours, passionate and compassonate argument.

Sorry for thread jacking Chris :D
 
Sit down, have a cup of tea and think back over your movements since you last saw it :p


Serious for a mo though on the subject of age, fab watch on BBC iPlayer is the Sir Terry Pratchett Dimbleby lecture - whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment, he presents a lucid, humours, passionate and compassonate argument.

Sorry for thread jacking Chris :D

No worries about the Hi-Jack Yvonne :thumbs:
So its just Marc then that needs to watch it :lol:
(watch it Marc! Yv said so :p )

Actually, I meant to watch that, but totally forgot ( that doesn't bode well either :( :D) it was on.
Thanks for the iPlayer tip, I will have to catch up with it when I have a bit of time :thumbs:
 
Last Tuesday, wasn't it ... :thinking:
 
Do you ever get asked if you need help across the road yet?
 
b****r.............
I've forgotten what it was .........:(

Damp patch where the cholostomy bag has overflowed? Because you forgot to empty it?



;)
 
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

I've never noticed anything beautiful about growing old so far. But the best advice I've had is to never trust a fart when you're over 60... So true

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Damp patch where the cholostomy bag has overflowed? Because you forgot to empty it?



;)

Erm nope, just checked! But thanks for the reminder Ade :thumbs:

A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

I've never noticed anything beautiful about growing old so far. But the best advice I've had is to never trust a fart when you're over 60... So true

:D

Well as I am not even "close" :D I will take your word for that Bill :cool: :lol:
 
Gotta guide dog for that ;)

Thought you had a GSP, that will just lead you into more trouble......... if you can keep up :lol:
 
the really great thing about getting old is -

you can leave your turn signals on for blocks and REALLY p*** other drivers right off !!
 
also you can mumble/swear at kids standing in shop doorways AND nobody says ANYTHING...:lol::lol::lol:
 
Thought you had a GSP, that will just lead you into more trouble......... if you can keep up :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

the really great thing about getting old is -

you can leave your turn signals on for blocks and REALLY p*** other drivers right off !!

also you can mumble/swear at kids standing in shop doorways AND nobody says ANYTHING...:lol::lol::lol:

Thanks for the tips :thumbs:
I'll remember them in Ooo say 60 years
(I'll be 13 at the end of the month :D)
 
I'm 69 and feel like a 21 year old, But can't find one anywhere.;)
 
I'm 69 and feel like a 21 year old, But can't find one anywhere.;)

Just check out the local phone boxes,
(or the back of the local paper come to that.)
there are plenty of them advertising for company :thumbs: :D
 
Just check out the local phone boxes,
(or the back of the local paper come to that.)
there are plenty of them advertising for company :thumbs: :D

:):thumbs:
 
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:

I asked my Grandad how he felt, his response: "I feel like a new born baby"...... "I've got no hair and I think I just wet myself" :D
 
I heard you're so old your guide dog needs its own guide dog... :exit:
Hello Heppers
Long time no hear
( why the hell did you have to break that habit :shrug: :D)

A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:

I asked my Grandad how he felt, his response: "I feel like a new born baby"...... "I've got no hair and I think I just wet myself" :D

:D
 
It was a trip down memory lane Chris, and seeing an advert for Hissing Sid... :razz:

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It's quite amazing just what you can get away with when your older!!
 
i cant remember memory lane.
they probably built houses on it anyway.

:shrug: Wasn't it about half past six on the allotments next door to the Doctors appointment :thinking:
 
:shrug: Wasn't it about half past six on the allotments next door to the Doctors appointment :thinking:

Probably... but I missed the bus when they were handing them out anyway :shrug:
 
Probably... but I missed the bus when they were handing them out anyway :shrug:

No worries :) you can still get them just outside the 5 O'clock clampdown, next door to the post Argos, which is just up the road from the Pear tree :thumbs: across the road from the Partridge :cool:
 
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