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A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
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Sit down, have a cup of tea and think back over your movements since you last saw it 
Serious for a mo though on the subject of age, fab watch on BBC iPlayer is the Sir Terry Pratchett Dimbleby lecture - whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment, he presents a lucid, humours, passionate and compassonate argument.
Sorry for thread jacking Chris
Serious for a mo though on the subject of age, fab watch on BBC iPlayer is the Sir Terry Pratchett Dimbleby lecture - whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment, he presents a lucid, humours, passionate and compassonate argument.
Sorry for thread jacking Chris
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Sit down, have a cup of tea and think back over your movements since you last saw it
Serious for a mo though on the subject of age, fab watch on BBC iPlayer is the Sir Terry Pratchett Dimbleby lecture - whether you agree or disagree with the sentiment, he presents a lucid, humours, passionate and compassonate argument.
Sorry for thread jacking Chris
No worries about the Hi-Jack Yvonne
So its just Marc then that needs to watch it
(watch it Marc! Yv said so
)Actually, I meant to watch that, but totally forgot ( that doesn't bode well either
) it was on.Thanks for the iPlayer tip, I will have to catch up with it when I have a bit of time
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Gotta guide dog for that
Ohhh so thats what wifes are for.
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b****r.............
I've forgotten what it was .........
Damp patch where the cholostomy bag has overflowed? Because you forgot to empty it?
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Damp patch where the cholostomy bag has overflowed? Because you forgot to empty it?
Erm nope, just checked! But thanks for the reminder Ade
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
I've never noticed anything beautiful about growing old so far. But the best advice I've had is to never trust a fart when you're over 60... So true
Well as I am not even "close"
I will take your word for that Bill 
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But as they say, I suppose at least it's better than the alternative :shrug:
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Gotta guide dog for that
Thought you had a GSP, that will just lead you into more trouble......... if you can keep up
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Thought you had a GSP, that will just lead you into more trouble......... if you can keep up
also you can mumble/swear at kids standing in shop doorways AND nobody says ANYTHING...
Thanks for the tips
I'll remember them in Ooo say 60 years
(I'll be 13 at the end of the month
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I'm 69 and feel like a 21 year old, But can't find one anywhere.
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I'm 69 and feel like a 21 year old, But can't find one anywhere.
Just check out the local phone boxes,
(or the back of the local paper come to that.)
there are plenty of them advertising for company
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Just check out the local phone boxes,
(or the back of the local paper come to that.)
there are plenty of them advertising for company
Gotta guide dog for that
I heard you're so old your guide dog needs its own guide dog...
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Hello HeppersI heard you're so old your guide dog needs its own guide dog...
Long time no hear
( why the hell did you have to break that habit :shrug:
)A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
I asked my Grandad how he felt, his response: "I feel like a new born baby"...... "I've got no hair and I think I just wet myself"
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Long time no hear
( why the hell did you have to break that habit :shrug:
It was a trip down memory lane Chris, and seeing an advert for Hissing Sid... :razz:
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i cant remember memory lane.
they probably built houses on it anyway.
they probably built houses on it anyway.
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:shrug: Wasn't it about half past six on the allotments next door to the Doctors appointment
:shrug: Wasn't it about half past six on the allotments next door to the Doctors appointment
Probably... but I missed the bus when they were handing them out anyway :shrug:
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No worries
you can still get them just outside the 5 O'clock clampdown, next door to the post Argos, which is just up the road from the Pear tree across the road from the Partridge