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Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were starting to get on each others nerves.
One morning the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to annoy each other. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking round; you hike south and spend the day as you want. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the camp fire."
The second friend agrees and sets off south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat and dried out, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railway tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, and gently lifted her off the tracks and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally when I was so tired I could hardly move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find her head."
One morning the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to annoy each other. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking round; you hike south and spend the day as you want. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the camp fire."
The second friend agrees and sets off south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat and dried out, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railway tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, and gently lifted her off the tracks and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally when I was so tired I could hardly move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find her head."
