$500,000 Compensation from the UN

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Well guys, It looks like I'm in the money! I don't want to gloat or anything but I've received an email this evening telling me that all I have to do is contact Zenith Bank in Nigeria to claim my bank draft from the UN :woot:

This mail serves as a listening ear to the victims of scam the world over.
We have been having a meeting for the past 7 months which ended 2
days ago with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization.


This message is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of
the world, the United Nations have agreed to compensate them with the
sum of US$500,000. This includes every foreign contractors that may
not have received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government problems etc.

We have a database of victims and that is why we are contacting you,
this has been deliberated upon and is among our set of priorities
in making the world a better place.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK PLC, as
he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque / International Bank Draft of USD$500,000. This funds are in
Bank Draft for security purpose. It will be sent to you and you
can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name, telephone number, a
valid mailing address where you want him to send your Bank Draft to.

Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact: Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: worldbankpaymentunit2009@gmail.com



*Making the world a better place*



Regards,

Department of Public Information, United Nations 2009
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:bonk:
 
of how lucky you are,

i got invited to have some cheap meds today, after a couple of courses (at a modest price i might add) of piils ill be rivalling the north american redwood for thickness. i cant wait.
 
Congrats, apparently there's $20,000,000 waiting for me in Nigeria
 
I feel left out, no one is offering me this sort of money any more. I must be a credit risk.
 
Ooo! Ooo! hope they send me some :nuts: I could then afford to buy my ex employers Ruby of Tanzia from Ernst & Young :lol:
 
Why is it that all I ever get offered is a bigger penis? I don't have one to start with :lol:
 
I'd ignore it and delete the email. It's spam...

I replied to one from Nigeria saying I'd inherited $20,000,000 from a long lost relative....It was so obviously a spam email................




...........I mean... I did all it asked, and a few days later you know what.... I 'm still chasing the defrauding scumbags for the remaining $1000 that apparently got lost in the banking system. That the last time I ever reply to one of those bluddy things.....sheessh,, you get left $20m and only receive $19,999,000....scum!!!!:thinking:
 
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minimeeze said:
Why is it that all I ever get offered is a bigger penis? I don't have one to start with :lol:
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but you can have as many as you want :bonk:
 
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