St Ken said:
When I shoot a real camera, I drop in my film, shoot it, drop it off at the lab, and then drop the slides in my projector. I'm done, and get fantastic colors with no work.
Because it's all corrected at the lab for you.
St Ken said:
Ditto for prints. I get my film back, and have 39 perfect prints on a roll of 36, complete with negatives for back-up. If I want digital files, I check the box for Pictures on CD, and I'm done.
Ditto for prints, except there'll always be the odd one with "This image is overexposed" stickers all over it, even though you wanted it to be overexposed in areas and the perfectly lit subject is obscured by the sticker informing you that you don't know what you're doing.
St Ken said:
With digital, no one can get their cameras to go. Half the time the pictures don't take when you press the button. Maybe there's no card in the camera, maybe you have it set wrong, or maybe the battery is dead. Good luck, sucker!
Ok, so he's got a bad memory, he forgets to put the card in the camera or recharge his batteries before he goes out. He uses the wrong settings? Well, you can just as easily enter the wrong settings into an F4s.
St Ken said:
If you can get the camera to work, good luck trying to figure out how to set it. There are hundreds of garbage features in its menu system, so you never can get to the two or three features that actually do something useful.
Just because a camera (or any other electronic device) may have many many features, nobody is required to use them all. They're there because if they weren't, people would be screaming "why can't my camera do [whatever]?" That's why new features are added, because customers want them.
St Ken said:
Even if you get a digital camera set and ready to go, you have to try each picture six times looking at the LCD, until you get a good result.
As opposed to film where you take one shot and have no idea until it's developed whether it worked or not. Metering systems are much better on modern digital cameras than they ever were with film, and nothing has changed as far as aperture, shutter speed & ISO. If you're shooting on an F6 with a 50mm f/1.8D @ f/4, 1/250th of a second @ ISO200, you'd get the same image as if you were shooting on a D3x with a 50mm f/1.8D @ f/4, 1/250th of a second @ ISO200. The only difference is that with digitial, you're essentially stuck with one type of "film" until you load it into Photoshop. How many film shooters would be crying if they were told "No, you can only shoot with Kodak Gold, you're not allowed to use Velvia, Provia, any Ilford B&W films, etc"?
St Ken said:
When you are done shooting, you're not done. You now have to spend untold hours on your computer trying to get it to look as good as film would have, and you still don't have prints.
Depends how good the original shots are out of the camera. See above, we can't change out our CCD/CMOS to get Provia, Velvia or other film types. If he doesn't like digital, why shoot it? go back to film.
St Ken said:
Inkjet prints went obsolete in the 1990s, but some people still make them. Inkjet prints look awful compared to real prints made at a lab from digital files on real Fuji Crystal Archive paper. Don't even get me started on B&W prints: nothing looks as good as real fibre-based B&W prints, which is why so many inkjet systems try to claim "almost as good as."
Dye-sub? Anybody?
St Ken said:
Hey - if you have to run over to Costco to pick up your prints, wouldn't it have been much easier just to have shot film and saved all the trouble?
Or, I can not go to Costco, Walgreens, Walmart (in the US) or Jessops, Boots, etc (in the UK) and just stay at home with my digital prints, upload them via the web, pay online, and receive them in the mail the next day.
St Ken said:
Want to project? It takes longer to get the computer and projector to talk to each other than it does to develop film!
Plug it into the VGA port on a laptop, turn on the projector, press Function+Whatever, adjust focus, done. That takes forever
St Ken said:
Worse, digital cameras are disposable. Ever come across an 8-year-old digital camera? It won't even turn on. Even if it does, why on Earth would you want to? With digital cameras, you have to buy a new one every couple of years.
Again, just because new features are added doesn't mean they all need to be utilised. 8 Year old digital body? Sure, I still use my D100 now n' again.
St Ken said:
Find a 50-year old LEICA or Nikon at a garage sale? It still works great.
I'll give this one *some* credit, although there's a lot of crap sold at garage sales, most of it non-working.
St Ken said:
Digital cameras? You can pay thousands of dollars and still get stuck with disposable plastic crap.
Or a camera I'll still be using 8 years from now with a metal alloy chassis.
St Ken said:
If you know how to shoot, go shoot some slides and drop them in your projector. You, like me, will ask yourself what all the hubbub was about back in the 2000s with digital.
Digital is still an emerging technology. If Film SLRs were perfect from day 1, we'd never have seen the likes of the F4s, F5, F6, etc. and Germany would've taken over the world with the Contax S in an attempt to get some compensation after WWII.
As I said, he's an idiot.