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...............Days
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58 Minutes
'Till Christmas

I just thought you would like to know :thumbs:


Ok So I am bored maybe I should get a Hobby :shrug:
Any suggestions? :D
 
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I've still got some decorations up :D
 
fabs said:
Well I would have suggested photography but it's probably best to stick to something you could succeed with. :p
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I did think about it Marc but only for a minute or two,

Mind, I did join a forum once, and found mod baiting to be quite entertaining at times :D
 
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MagicMynx said:
hey, a girl's gotta shop.....just happens that I enjoy buying for other people more than buying for me LOL

Was actually really hard to buy my wedding dress! :lol:
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Fair enough, Nat. I'll email my Christmas list over to you in a few months
feel free to do my shopping as well :thumbs: :D
 
You all need certifying..........chri...........xma.........cant even say the damm word this soon
 
MagicMynx said:
LOL

and they ask for something from Ann Summers....
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Well actually...................................:D

Dangermouse1964 said:
You all need certifying..........chri...........xma.........cant even say the damm word this soon
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Yep I thought the very word would rile a few people, Pete.
I'm just surprised that no one else has said it :D
 
MagicMynx said:
LOL

The bit that makes you cringe somewhat is when you're doing someone elses Christmas shopping and they ask for something from Ann Summers....
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I'll do that bit for you, I used to work for them :D
 
Honestly you Girls!
You're worse than us blokes sometimes :D
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[S2]This thread is worthless without the pictures [/S2]
 
Shops are tame, warehouse was a totally different thing,

Cobra said:
Honestly you Girls!
You're worse than us blokes sometimes :D
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[S2]This thread is worthless without the pictures [/S2]
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Christmas & Ann Summers is worth a fortune, specially if you are brave enough to do a men only party, the things you guys buy is totally :eek::lol:
 
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Ooh i could do Ann Summers parties! Would love to go in the warehouse then! :lol: here doesn't seem to be much for men other than rings, beads and I think they sometimes have the flashlight thingys?

The shops are waaaay too tame! Online is a bit better but not as good as some of the other online places. I think it's sextoys website that has videos about each product, which is kinda cool.

I did like the black and pink leather handcuffs that Ann Summers sold a while ago, but they weren't very strong.
 
Ahh but the blokes buy for the the wives or girlfriends (or both if they are lucky ), would love to see the faces when they are opened :lol::lol::lol:
 
Talking from experience quite high, until you explain that vibrating things are good for relieving back ache, then sales go through the roof :naughty:
 
hehe :thumbs:

You kow, there's an old lady I know, a few years ago there was a booklet like kleeneze had been put through her door. In the book, advertised a vibrator as a "personal massager" - with an image of a woman rubbing it againgst her face. Bless her, she knew no better and thought it was a face massager - and nearly ordered one for a face massager!
 
oooo, heard Ann Summers being mentioned!!
 
MagicMynx said:
hehe :thumbs:

You kow, there's an old lady I know, a few years ago there was a booklet like kleeneze had been put through her door. In the book, advertised a vibrator as a "personal massager" - with an image of a woman rubbing it againgst her face. Bless her, she knew no better and thought it was a face massager - and nearly ordered one for a face massager!
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:lol::lol::lol: You know all these strange things did start as medical appliances :thinking:

Mind you it's a bit worrying that all these ladies married blokes with bad backs etc. as soon as you mention that, or were they the cause :eek: :naughty:
 
I get the feeling that Gremlin might be organising a TP Ann Summers Meet!!!
 
King of Groove said:
I get the feeling that Gremlin might be organising a TP Ann Summers Meet!!!
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But we would need a few volunteer male models in all sizes - small, medium and liar :lol::lol:
 
lol you girls, I see that you have lowered the tone quite successfully, even further :thumbs:
 
Many years ago a "Private Shop" opened nearby just before Christmas, So a cunning plan was hatched......

Me & one of my friends went in and bought a bag of £1 items, ranging from nipple juice to willy shaped soap. We then wrapped them up in Christmas paper & dropped them under our other friends Christmas trees.

We were not liked after Christmas....... :nono:



especially at my posh friend house where they take turns to unwrap presents in front of the entire family........





especially when it was the Willy shaped soap................






especially when the Gran mother remarked.......




That would keep you Clean
 
Cobra said:

...............Days
15 Hours

58 Minutes
'Till Christmas

I just thought you would like to know :thumbs:


Ok So I am bored maybe I should get a Hobby :shrug:
Any suggestions? :D
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:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:


just got one bloody Christmas out of the way.......;)
 
mrgubby said:
especially when it was the Willy shaped soap................

especially when the Gran mother remarked.......




That would keep you Clean
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LOL sounds like a cunning stunt:D Plan for this coming year
and when it all goes tits up I know who to blame :thumbs:

fracster said:
:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:


just got one bloody Christmas out of the way.......;)
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Yep and another will be here soon enough :D
 
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